Best/Funny Chatup lines

[Bun]

I've got a knife and a hard-on, I'll let you choose which you want in you

hahahahahahahahahaha!

[Blinger1]

*guy knocks on a door*
*lady opens*
guy: Do you believe in love at first site? or should I come again


lulz, its pretty gay.

I saw this on the net:

Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

[Callum.]

I've got a knife and a hard-on, I'll let you choose which you want in you

that one got me laughing

[Susie Dent]

r u wearin space pantz cuz ur *** iz out ov dis world

[AndrewByrne]

"Do you want to dance?"
Girl:"No..."
"Oh sorry I siad you looked fat in those pants.

[,Rachyy,]

Ask a girl the bend over and spell RUN!
(Alot of guys asked me to do that )

Girl: Do you remember your first Blow Job?
Guy: Yeah...
Girl: How'd it taste?

One two, I'll do you. Three four, on the floor. Five Six, I'll lick your d$&*(&$(*$&(*%&%(*&%cks. Seven Eight, Go at it till late. Nine Ten, Do it AGAIN!

The Life of a PeeWee

His best friend is a pu**y.
His neighbor is an a hole.
His family is nuts.
And his hair is a mess.

[Havoline]

"Drop your pants, you've pulled"

[vito201-:D]

"Come on hunny, let's not turn this rape into murder."

Officially my fav chat-up line.

[PlebHead]

This bloke once said to me

"You have 206 bones in your body, let's make it 207"

=/

[Mitch4?]

You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive