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    "Guy: What's the difference between dinner and sex?"
    "Girl: Don't know"
    "Guy: Great. Lets go have dinner"

    I know it's bad.
    Can't remember where I heard it but made me laugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chantellehugs View Post
    I love some of them, like,
    19. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
    I had someone tell me that before.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Berch View Post
    "Guy: What's the difference between dinner and sex?"
    "Girl: Don't know"
    "Guy: Great. Lets go have dinner"

    I know it's bad.
    Can't remember where I heard it but made me laugh.
    Hahaha! That reminds me of a joke.


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    is your second name jacobs?

    no why?

    coz ur a right cracker..
    no

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paulio View Post
    is your second name jacobs?

    no why?

    coz ur a right cracker..
    That made me lmao just because to me it makes no sence :p

    I had someone say to me ages ago:

    "I've find the angel Gods looking for"

    I thought what are you trying to do lol that line just didn't work for me :p
    *&&* i dont want to be your whole life
    Just your favourite part ..




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    What a nice blog!!! 5 stars

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    cracker = good looking.. it's what the old men call good looking lasses round here in the pubs haha.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sxejess View Post
    That made me lmao just because to me it makes no sence :p

    I had someone say to me ages ago:

    "I've find the angel Gods looking for"

    I thought what are you trying to do lol that line just didn't work for me :p
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paulio View Post
    cracker = good looking.. it's what the old men call good looking lasses round here in the pubs haha.
    Ohhh :p wow now it makes sence and its funny :p
    *&&* i dont want to be your whole life
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    Quote Originally Posted by CANNIBALEX View Post
    "I don't wipe"
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    Chat-up lines have a 90% chance of failure. Just forget them and use your real charm.

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