lets talk to strangers.

[Laggings]

LOLOLOLOL I pee'd a little reading that convo!

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi 57/M/Uk looking for 12/F/Uk.

Stranger: Wow that is so lucky

You: are you 12/f/uk?

Stranger: Yes

You: omg

You: can i meet you

You: ?

Stranger: I don't know i have homework

You: How about in 10 minutes

You: by the green car

You: parked infront of your house?

Stranger: which one? the honda or ford?

You: ford

You: with the

You: 'Free Candy' on the side

Stranger: Oh i see you, your really sexy

Stranger: LoL

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MINE

[Absently]

I'm talking to a guy from New York about the weather in Ireland and ginger cookies and his ex girlfriend who was Irish and onlyo k in bed. mhm..

[Fez]

You: mah ballz
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Stranger: i win
You: OMG

Yep, he wins

[Pazza]

Okay ...

Stranger: _/_____\_____________\____________/____\
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[lew!]

They told me I'm going to die and rot away

[Absently]

They disconnect if they say ''hiya sexy'' and you say ''well hello there ''

THEY ALL JUST DISCONNECT ON ME. THEIR ALL BORING GAWD.

[Jord]

You: Ola

Stranger: aloha

Stranger: asl??

You: 14/m/uk

Stranger: o

You: u

Stranger: 20/m/ca

You: Im not into guys

Stranger: o

Stranger: \\//

You: If your getting the wrong idea

Stranger: sry

[Laggings]

'If your getting the wrong idea' LOL

[colourpot]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: *** bomb *** bomb, your my *** bomb

Stranger: never gonna give you up!

Stranger: never gonna let me down!

Stranger: i'm rickrolling man

You: ;o

Stranger: 0o

You: DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Stranger: lol

You: WHATS UP HUNNY.

Stranger: O____O

You: did you know that your eyes are really far apart from each other?

Stranger: r u /b/**** from 4chan?

You: no :|

Stranger: fhuuugh

You: HELP

Stranger: lol

Stranger: 0_O

You: ^-^

Stranger: r u otaku?

Stranger: O_O

You: I AM GOD.

Stranger: lol

You: do not lol god.

Stranger: and where do u live?

You: on the mood.

Stranger: lol

You: *moon

Stranger: and how r u using internet?

You: ITS CALLED WIFI FROM MC DONALDS. DURRRR

Stranger: lol

Stranger: wifi cant get u on the moon

Stranger: fail

Stranger: :\

You: yes it can. YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN TO THE MOON SO YOU DONT KNOW. so you fail.

You: EPIC FAIL MY FRIEND.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: you have never been too

You: yes i have,

Stranger: lol

Stranger: u fail

Stranger: again

Stranger: k

You: i dont fail. YOU FAIL LIFE.

You: what is your purpose on this earth?

Stranger: u fail moon and 9 lives

You: im not a cat you ****.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: i didn't sayin that u're a cat, ***** ***** :\

You: WELL WHAT ELCE HAS FRIGGIN 9 LIVES :|

Stranger: gods

Stranger: u r a god, right?

You: yes.

Stranger: so, u can have 9 lives

You: i think i'd be dead if i had 9 lives.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: u fail, god cant die ;\

You: god isnt even real darling


After that they left.

[Middlesbrough]

Warning - LULZ

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WUNT SEXEH TIEM?
Stranger: hi
You: WUNNA SEE ME ON CAM?
Stranger: no
You: PLEAZ?
Stranger: why?
You: WHUT ABOUT UR MUM?
You: WOULD SHE LIEK TO SE MA DIK?
Stranger: she's dead
You: O RIGHT
You: WHUT ABOUT HER DEAD BODY THEN?
Stranger: not even bones
You: I LIEK NECROPHELIA
You: I HAEV A BONER OVER U
Stranger: you're sick dude
Stranger: it's better you look for a doctor
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