Lmao at this site

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Stranger: are you horny girl?


You: o baby

Stranger: o?

Stranger: from

You: africa

You: u?

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So mean

[AgnesIO]

I havent found any decent people

(E.G. weirdos )

[rnix]

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Stranger: hey
You: Hello
Stranger: how are you?
You: good and you?
Stranger: good
Stranger: where u from?
You: United Kingdom you?
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i don't know
Stranger: they don't let me outside
Stranger: what's it like in the UK?
You: It's okay....
You: How come they dont let you out?
Stranger: I START FIRES
Stranger: a lot..
Stranger: it's not my fault
You: lol
Stranger:
Stranger: do u think people deserve a second chance?
You: yehh
Stranger: well i started 8 fires
Stranger: what about a nineth chance?
Stranger: O.O
You: possibly
You:
Stranger: naww
Stranger: come on
Stranger: are u against me too?
Stranger: i won't
Stranger: honest i won't
You: i think everyone deserves chances
Stranger: thankyou
You: a/s/l
Stranger: 15 m ?
Stranger: u?
You: 15 m
Stranger: cool
You: whats your name
Stranger: they call me pyro
Stranger: i like nick
Stranger: what's ur name?
You: jayke
Stranger: jaykey
Stranger: got msn?
You: yes
Stranger: prepared to give it to a fool who deserves a tenth chance...?





scared lol









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Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: asl
Stranger: 17 female, usa
Stranger: u?
You: 57 shemale france
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[OMGitsHYPE]

lool mine was really random and i can now turn back time apparently...

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Stranger: Tell me i have a big

Stranger: ****

You: sorry i only tell the truth.

You: hahaha.

You:

Stranger: so i dont?

Stranger: WAAAAAAAAAA

Stranger: man, reversed smilies are ******ed

You: i am ******ed

You: i put my pantys over my trousers!

Stranger: ah cool another superman

Stranger: or corn cob man

Stranger: or spiderman

You: lollllllll

You: oye im a ******ed spiderman powpow.

Stranger: can you fly around the world and make the time go bakwerdz?

You: if only

Stranger: TRY

You: www.virus.com - free non viruses :S? Lol.

Stranger: yeah

You: i put the time back on my clock does that work!

Stranger: yes

Stranger: it works

Stranger: and if you do it at night you actually turn back years

You: woo it is now 16:30 on my clcok
omgz rly!

You: i can change da world

You: i can stop everything i did wrong in the past!

You: woooooooooooo

Stranger: dont forget ur underwear

You: i won't! i am time man

You: the man who mysteriously turns back time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and his legendary partner fish boy who i drowned by accident

Stranger: say you were travelling at the speed of light in a car, what would happen if you turned on your headlights

You: shrug!!!!!!!!

Stranger: HA

You: if a tree falls in the forest and there's no one there to hear it

You: does it make a sound.

You: omg there's danger coming! i g2g save the world using time, FAREWELL! -salutes-

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Stranger: hi

You: Hello.

Stranger: age?

You: 45.

You: you?

Stranger: 13

You: Cool, I'm a transvestite.

Stranger: huh?

You: Look it up on wikipedia, search transvestite.

Stranger: ill brb in a couple mins then

You: I'll help you.

You: "the result of a procedure by which the penis is surgically modified to produce a vagina by means of plastic surgery. "

Stranger: transexual then?

You: If you want to call it that.

Stranger: country?

You: Spain

You: you?

Stranger: USA

You: Wow, think you can import me over there? On a truck, I'll be a good illegal immigrant, I just was on holiday in Mexico.

Stranger: umm...

You: I think I've got swine flu, and because you're a very special friend of mine now, can I give it to you as a present?

Stranger: i cant drive

You: WELL LEARN HOW TO BOY BEFORE I SLAP UR SILLY ASS.

Stranger: i cant, my parents are at work a lot and i dont know where a big enough parking lot is to practice in is

You: Who needs a driving license? Just DRIVE *****.

Stranger: my parents care sucks

Stranger: i think it is about to break

You: Do you want to do me a favour?

Stranger: like what?

You: Go to your kitchen and get some matches, and set fire to your next door neighbours house and blame it on illegal immigrants.

You: And if you have time, grab a knife and chase after cats going "here kitty kitty..."

Stranger: yah, my neighbors are horrible

Stranger: i love cats though

Stranger: and they have dogs

Stranger: so, that wont work

You: Neighbours are only good for sleeping with, and you hate cats now, says me... Well set fire to their dogs testicles and go mental1

Stranger: are you n drugs of some sort?

You: BRB the shows starting, also if you want to know my profession, I'm into seducing young little boys... So long, and nah only ecstacy, farewell.

***** AT MY LAST ONE:

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Stranger: hi

You: VÁGINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[Sunny.]

Here check this

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You: Hey Male or Female?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: male
You: Gdgd im gay
Stranger: OMG!
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[syko2006]

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You: Hey.

Stranger: hi

You: ASL?

Stranger: 19 / girl / korea

You: Ah.

You: Cool.

Stranger: u ?

You: I'm 12/Both/Sweden.

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How nice.