Who would win?

[Black_Apalachi]

anything up to the size of a rat can be wiped out by a gas spray, and most dogs have owners who could butcher their pets which only leaves the few wild animals and the ones in zoos which are easily manageable by the armies of the world.

You just raised another point! There will be a LOT of people who would be unwilling to even take part in the war. Dog owners as you mentioned would probably be top of that list.

[Grig]

No one would win with the other being killed is my simple answer.

Although, humans would simply win with technology and the fact that humans outnumber the more deadlier animals. Although believe it or not, the number one most lethal way to die is my disease from bugs like mosquitoes, Maleria and the likes.

[FlyingJesus]

I'm a massive advocate of humanism but seriously people, if all non-human lifeforms on the planet actively wanted us gone we'd have no chance. We don't do that fantastically even now (consider the immense number of human deaths that are down to viruses and such, which are alive) and it's simply not enough to suggest that biological weaponry and poisons could do the trick for us. First off, we're biological too so it would be dangerous to us, and secondly just think about the sheer numbers we'd be up against and the fact that life of some sort can be found in just about every single place on the planet, and many of them you obviously can't even see so we'd have no way of knowing if we'd beaten it.

We in fact could not possibly win, because there are certain lifeforms that humans require in order to survive, so even a victory would be a self-defeating one.

[le harry]

WHAT THE **** ARE YOU GONNA DO WHEN THE AFRICAN BEE SWARM COMES AT YOU. WHAT ARE YOUR BULLETS GONNA DO THEN *REMOVED*. AND WHILE THOSE BEES ARE BITING THE LIVING **** OUT OF YOUR FACES AND YOU'RE WRITHING IN PAIN THE SOLDIER ANTS OF THE AMAZON WILL AMBUSH YOU FROM BELOW AND CRAWL UP YOUR PANTS AND BITE YOUR **** OFF. YEAH GUYS WE'RE SO GONNA WIN.

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[leah]

Humans if we had weapons, although the animals could sneak up on us when we were sleeping i suppose...

[Black_Apalachi]

I'm a massive advocate of humanism but seriously people, if all non-human lifeforms on the planet actively wanted us gone we'd have no chance. We don't do that fantastically even now (consider the immense number of human deaths that are down to viruses and such, which are alive) and it's simply not enough to suggest that biological weaponry and poisons could do the trick for us. First off, we're biological too so it would be dangerous to us, and secondly just think about the sheer numbers we'd be up against and the fact that life of some sort can be found in just about every single place on the planet, and many of them you obviously can't even see so we'd have no way of knowing if we'd beaten it.

We in fact could not possibly win, because there are certain lifeforms that humans require in order to survive, so even a victory would be a self-defeating one.

Give that man a cigar.

WHAT THE **** ARE YOU GONNA DO WHEN THE AFRICAN BEE SWARM COMES AT YOU. WHAT ARE YOUR BULLETS GONNA DO THEN *REMOVED*. AND WHILE THOSE BEES ARE BITING THE LIVING **** OUT OF YOUR FACES AND YOU'RE WRITHING IN PAIN THE SOLDIER ANTS OF THE AMAZON WILL AMBUSH YOU FROM BELOW AND CRAWL UP YOUR PANTS AND BITE YOUR **** OFF. YEAH GUYS WE'RE SO GONNA WIN.

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...and that one!

[Stefy09]

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[Wig44.]

I'm a massive advocate of humanism but seriously people, if all non-human lifeforms on the planet actively wanted us gone we'd have no chance. We don't do that fantastically even now (consider the immense number of human deaths that are down to viruses and such, which are alive) and it's simply not enough to suggest that biological weaponry and poisons could do the trick for us. First off, we're biological too so it would be dangerous to us, and secondly just think about the sheer numbers we'd be up against and the fact that life of some sort can be found in just about every single place on the planet, and many of them you obviously can't even see so we'd have no way of knowing if we'd beaten it.

We in fact could not possibly win, because there are certain lifeforms that humans require in order to survive, so even a victory would be a self-defeating one.

He said the animal kingdom not all living lifeforms. Besides, lifeforms such as bacteria and viruses are unable to 'want us gone'. Take the virus, it does NOT want us gone nor will it ever want us gone - firstly because it is incapable of such a notion and secondly because without a host (like all parasites) it dies. We could easily destroy the animal kingdom in its entirety, with human deaths yes, and it would be a self defeating victory without animals to eat (because the planet simply cannot support the entire population being vegans).

[Black_Apalachi]

He said the animal kingdom not all living lifeforms. Besides, lifeforms such as bacteria and viruses are unable to 'want us gone'. Take the virus, it does NOT want us gone nor will it ever want us gone - firstly because it is incapable of such a notion and secondly because without a host (like all parasites) it dies. We could easily destroy the animal kingdom in its entirety, with human deaths yes, and it would be a self defeating victory without animals to eat (because the planet simply cannot support the entire population being vegans).

Well 'animal kingdom' is pretty vague and we've established that whichever lifeforms you're talking about would need to acquire the instinct to constantly target human beings.

[Describe]

humans would win. biological warfare would wipe out insects and everything bigger than a rat would die with a bullet through its head.

Let us not forget cockroaches.