CHER LLOYD - SWAGGER JAGGER

[Describe]

I don't like it myself for the points expressed by FlyingJesus but I can definitely see a 'bandwagon' effect going on. What do you not like about it?

[Maatt.]

Everyone is saying they hate it... but i dont really think its because of the song....
I think you just dislike cher...
I bet is nikki minaj or anyone else sang it. you would like it.

[Nemo]

Everyone is saying they hate it... but i dont really think its because of the song....
I think you just dislike cher...
I bet is nikki minaj or anyone else sang it. you would like it.

Even if they dislike cher, the likeability of a singer is MASSIVE for you to like the song. For example, im like ew ew ew taylor swift, but then i heard a song without realising it was her and was like OH DAMN THATS PRETTY GOOD. So yeah, even if they dislike cher, that's a valid reason for not liking the song.

But no, even if nikki minaj sang it, i wouldnt like it. Why? The lyrics are horrible, it sounds like a nursery rhyme, it's completely all over the place. And probably some other reasons.

[Homosexual]

okay guys
jokes over

where's the real song

[Judas]

friday is better

No exaggeration or lie, I completely and genuinely agree.

Everyone is saying they hate it... but i dont really think its because of the song....
I think you just dislike cher...
I bet is nikki minaj or anyone else sang it. you would like it.

Maybe you could just accept other people's opinions that differ to your own?

AND FOR THE RECORD I liked some of the songs she did on x factor. But this song is literally appalling. You would have thought being on X Factor and signed up to a major label they would have spent a decent amount on good songwriters to help her come up with something decent, but clearly someone thought it would be a good idea to give this ****** a computer and let her write it herself.

WHAT I DON'T LIKE ABOUT THIS SONG:

1) The name. Someone explain to me exactly what a 'Swagger Jagger' is?
2) The lyrics. I feel that I don't really need to justify myself here.
3) Kind of an extension of number two, basically how fake it is. She is talking about her "haters" (which ******* annoys me in itself when that is mentioned in any song), and brushing them off like she doesn't care and she is above them ("kiss kiss/I'll see you later" etc) then in interviews and on Twitter she's sitting there crying about how mean people are to her etc, **** Cher.
4) The way it sounds like a white trash/ghetto remix of "Little Donkey"
5) Her vocal delivery.
6) The beat.

I genuinely cannot think of one thing I like about this song. It's just stupid. If anyone feels like they need to take Cher's "Swagger Jagger" as she proclaims in this song, then they need help. I will get some of my own, thanks bb.

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[FlyingJesus]

1) The name. Someone explain to me exactly what a 'Swagger Jagger' is?

As far as I'm aware it's her misuse of the term "swagger jacker" which is someone who steals or attempts to steal the successes and creations of someone else and pass them off as their own. Much like Cher does, in fact

4) The way it sounds like a white trash/ghetto remix of "Little Donkey"

Oh My Darling, Clementine actually but yeah quite an odd choice of tune, and not at all well mixed. I could almost believe she'd done it all herself actually, either that or her record label just hates her that much

[Judas]

As far as I'm aware it's her misuse of the term "swagger jacker" which is someone who steals or attempts to steal the successes and creations of someone else and pass them off as their own. Much like Cher does, in fact

Well if that is true then oh dear.... http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/music/th...st-listen.html

Oh My Darling, Clementine actually but yeah quite an odd choice of tune, and not at all well mixed. I could almost believe she'd done it all herself actually, either that or her record label just hates her that much

Oh right my bad

Either way it's a ******* travesty and someone needs to be shot for this

[Slowpoke]

Funny thing is it's so going to number 1.

[simplymagic]

Hate cher and hated the song when it was leaked. Now i listen to it everyday. Love it and her

[Mark]

She's not bad looking in this video but apart from that, the rest is terrible! I guess it shows the true potential of shows like X Factor and BGT