record/post your dreams from last night

[Eric]

yesterdays dream was so weird lol

my teachers just ganged up on me so i just ran away from my school and they are still chasing me then i dont remember the rest

[lawrawrrr]

oh

my

god



i dreamed i got with my best friend... was really nice, and SO STRANGE....

[FlyingJesus]

Was in some like sub-basement 1920s men's club place just having a party as often happens obv and someone told me that her friend was having sex with the owner so I'm like crikey and went off to find a sofa and one of my friends was sitting there telling people her boob (singular) had grown and she had really good hair the end

[dirrty]

me, my sister and grandma were waiting for a bus but it never came in bermuda. 3 coaches went past (but they weren't going where we wanted to go) and then suddenly there were like 50 other ppl waiting for the same bus; and the one we wanted finally turned but everyone had to basically run for it.

then i woke up as someone was like "ARE YOU AWAKE?????" yes, i am now i had other dreams, one centred around ordering food from this indian restaurant and can't remember the other.

lmao what boring dreams.

[Jordan]

i went into school for a biology exam and i sat down and on my table was a table mat and i got told off for having it yet I didn't put it there. They started shouting at me so I started shouting at them and I got disqualified. So I ran out crying S) because I really needed the biology GCSE for the future. I ran over to the science department (still crying) and spoke to a science teacher when this women popped up and started talking to me about this pigeon she had and we watched it walk around the science room.

hm

[Stephen]

cant be arsed to go into detail cos i have too much detail about it but basically there were little aliens flying about in the sky in spaceships and my watch battery ran out so i shot one of the spaceships down to get the battery out of their spaceship but IT DIDNT FIT so i was pissed off

Anyway then I was on the field outside my local shop and there was a croud gathered around this woman who apparently fell out of a helicoptor and all her face was all bloodied and squashed like she'd been put through a laundry roller thingy or whatever they're called then I was like to the ambulance man IS SHE GONNA BE ALRIGHT then he said no we're not expecting her to live so i was just like meh then walked away

THEN i was in a pub and I needed a piss so for some reason i walked into the shop next to the pub and pissed on the shelf and there were other people beside me pissing on the shelves too like wtffffffff ALSO SOMEONE CAME IN AND PISSED NEXT TO ME WHEN THERE WAS PLENTY OF ROOM (gay much)

Then while I was in the pub a massive alien came out of no where in the sky and started killing everyone then we found some party poppers in the pub and thought HOLY **** THIS MIGHT WORK so we started shooting them at the alien then started looking confused when they didnt do anything except make a bang and shoot stringy confetti stuff

oh also i got beaten up by a creepy disfigured zombie clown which scared the **** out of me

[RockyHorror]

@wixard; could you get Sam to post here please, I'm thoroughly intrigued.

I didn't dream last night and haven't in a while, thinking I mind live life on the edge and eat cheese before going to bed tonight in the hope I have some ****** up cheesemares

[lawrawrrr]

I DREAMED WE HAD A ROGUE SHEEP IN OUR GARDEN

[Stephen]

I dreamt that me and this girl invented this amazing thing where you type your name and a Pokemon and POOF a tent shaped like that Pokemon appears out of nowhere but it went wrong and loads of ppl got teleported into my jigglypuff tent while i was sleeping in it and made fun of me

[buttons]

i dreamt i was in the bath but 3 people were waiting for the toilet so i let them all go in the toilet (i had a towel on n came out the bath). idk why i often dream about geting interrupted while tryna do something private lol erm so i go back in the bath and there is an ANGRY CAT which stares at me and im like NO, NO, NO and it jumped in to the bath, evil cat was scratching me waaaaaaaaa