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    Of course, if it is not a zombie.
    Mum, can you help me with my lessons pornography?

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    Only if Tuesday o clock is PINECONE

    Mum can you help me find my jigsaw?

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    Yes, only if you murder your father with it.

    Mum, can I get a new phone?


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    Yes, as long as you brake it when you get it.

    Mum may I write a letter to my friend?



    DERREN BROWN: MIRACLE
    A New Stage Show for 2015/16
    Derren Brown’s message is quite a simple one - we all have a story, we all have a path that has led us to where we are now and the secret to a happy life is in our own individual thoughts and actions.






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    No, because you need a friend to start with.

    Mum, can I learn to play the xylophone?


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    Sure, as long as theres no keys (or we) on the xylophone?

    Ma, may I meet the crew of Rizzoli and Isles?

    she's morphine, queen of my vaccine

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    yes , make you sure you die whilst you're there

    Mum, may I watch TV



    DERREN BROWN: MIRACLE
    A New Stage Show for 2015/16
    Derren Brown’s message is quite a simple one - we all have a story, we all have a path that has led us to where we are now and the secret to a happy life is in our own individual thoughts and actions.






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    Yes as long as it's turned off

    Ma, my I message Tess Gerritsen?

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    Yes as long as you don't send her the message.

    Mum may I go to the park?



    DERREN BROWN: MIRACLE
    A New Stage Show for 2015/16
    Derren Brown’s message is quite a simple one - we all have a story, we all have a path that has led us to where we are now and the secret to a happy life is in our own individual thoughts and actions.






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    Sure as long as you don't go in the park

    Ma, may I have some coca cola

    she's morphine, queen of my vaccine

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