Got my left index finger chopped off

When I was 5 I was walking through the front door while my brother was walking the other way, and my finger got jammed in the door hinge somehow and the tip was crushed, had to go to hospital and have an operation.
When I was 12ish about 2 weeks before going back to school, my mum asked me to try on my uniform to check if she needed to buy some more. I did this but then decided to go jump on the trampoline before taking it off. While doing this I tried a trick, and failed by landing on my thumb and breaking it in two places, and dislocating it in one place. Didn't have an operation though, it was just in a cast and then a brace. I was in the emergency room at the hospital when they set the dislocated part back and all I remember was they gave me happy gas and I was just laughing for ages. ALSO everyone was giving me weird looks because I was in my school uniform in the middle of January when no one was back at school yet. It also didn't help that one of the teacher aides at my school volunteered at the hospital and we ran into her, so she definitely knew I wasn't supposed to be back at school as she worked there.
Also when I was about 9, my brother who was a toddler somehow climbed onto the kitchen bench and was holding a sharp knife, omg. So I was standing there trying to get it off him and he kinda pushed it into my chin and stabbed me. I just went to the normal doctor though but has stitches on it and there's a scar on my chin now. It was also embarrassing as like two days later I had a singing concert so I was standing up on stage with this massive bandage covering a quarter of my face.
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