I can't say I've known someone that doesn't talk to their pet. I do.

I can't say I've known someone that doesn't talk to their pet. I do.
at night i talk the the rodent thing in the kitchen because of scared someone will get me
i used to put the names of my favourite singers here... then i realised nobody cared
well they don't really understand me cos they're dogs but sometimes when I want a chat and other people are around it's embarrassing to just strike up a convo with something that clearly aint gnna answer back so I just play the conversation out in my head an imagine what they are saying from the way they look at me. I do the same with shockwave in the helpdesk sometimes.
I play out convos in my head all the time.. but with animals WHAT you are a strange childwell they don't really understand me cos they're dogs but sometimes when I want a chat and other people are around it's embarrassing to just strike up a convo with something that clearly aint gnna answer back so I just play the conversation out in my head an imagine what they are saying from the way they look at me. I do the same with shockwave in the helpdesk sometimes.
Yeah, especially when I'm drunk. My dog rolls over and all sorts. Its great entertainment.
Yess like when I get home from school I will turn around to my cats and say Hellooo did you miss me?
Sounds strange but my mum talks to them more than I do
My mum will say like 'Whos a pretty girl' to my kittens
and ask my dog like 'Are you cold?'
Probably sounds a bit strange but they actually like react to you and act as if they can understand you!!
I'M NOT WEIRD I PROMISE
I love food
Always! not even joking I swear they understand every word I say. like today I said go look after james to my cat and he went downstairs(james is a baby)
when i was young i used to tell my dog i knew he could speak & i wouldn't give him food until he spoke to me
then i figured he wasn't allowed to tell me he could speak![]()
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