I'd streak.
What if there was a bald, nude fat man running through your house?

I'd streak.
What if there was a bald, nude fat man running through your house?
Psst. I love you
I'd die of laughter.
What if the computer exploded right now?
I'd probs be dead I'm sitting quite close to it.
What if your chair wheeled it's self over to the stairs an went down, with you on it?![]()
Psst. I love you
I'd lie in pain at the bottom of the stairs.
What if a mad man ran into your room?
I'd throw my juggling balls at him.
What if i threw my juggling balls at you?![]()
Psst. I love you
I'd throw them back twice as hard.
What if i cancelled the wedding?
I'd kill you and cry loads!
What if i ate the haribo ring?
Psst. I love you
I'd give you another one.
What if i kished you in the rain, under the stars?
I'd kish you back in the rain under the stars.
What if i was wearing a white top in the rain ? ;o
Psst. I love you
I'd be staring.
What if you got handcuffed to a bed and left there?
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