Make Me Laugh - Ends 11th March

[ash5768]

habbo name: ash5768
Whats the difference between a duck?
One of it's legs is both the same

[hellzfrost]

Hey, how does Michael Jackson pick his nose ?
From a catolauge.

P.S. Sorry to Michael Jackson fans.
P.P.S. my brother told me this joke.

[n8.]

habbo name: :.Nate.
joke: (sorta long)
there is a girl that likes to wear skirts so one day a group of guys told her to climb the flag pole for a box for cookies. The girl agrees and tells her mom.
Mom: "those boys just wanted to see your panties never do that again"
the next day the girl is challenged by the boys to climb the flag pole for a bag of chips. She agrees and again tells her mother.
Mom"I told you not to do that. They just want to see you're panties. Once more and you're grounded."
the next day the exact same thing happens and she once again tells her mom
mom: "I told you, they just want to see your panties!"
"its okay mom today i didnt wear any!"

[stanfordstud2]

Your mom: There is a One story House. Its Blue. Everything in it is blue. The Toilet is blue, the walls are blue, the doors, the ceiling the kids, are blue! the floor is blue. your mom is blue. The pets are blue. The computer is blue. The poop is blue. The noobs are blue. My ipod is blue. Everything is blue!
What color are the stairs???

Other mom: Hmm....Blue?

Your mom HAHA your an idiot, haha i cant believe you said that you mo-ron! how could you be so stupid! GOD! its a one story house you fool! HA! why does it have stairs??? Are they invisable stairs? Huh? You friggin moron?
Yeah, i told you.

[DaZombie]

Habboname: DaZombie
Joke: (weirdly done but kinda short but long too)
Monotashi: HEY LOOK ITS HIM!
Makina: OOOH!! OOOH!! ITS HABBURGER GUY! UHM I WANT A HABBURGER WITH CHEESE BURGERS!
Monotashi: You idiot thats the pharro! (dont know how to spell)
Makina: For Go? What the... OH! OOH AND MONOTA.... MONO TA....MONYLANA WANTS A HABBUGER TO GO!
Monotashi: Crape......

[ttranquility.]

Name: Nerdx.x

Joke: When you see a DJ Working his magic,And you dont know whats about to mix And then you see him smile your like OMGAH. :p and Then you yell.. THE DJ IS HOTT WOOOO ;]

[ClonerJosh1234]

This guy goes into a Habbos room and sees theres a hole in his wall. He asks, "Sir why do you have a hole," The man replys my wife did it. Then the guy put a petal patch over it and said, "All patched up."

[Interject]

Habbo Name: Interject
Your Joke: Two nuns get into their car and drive into the forest. As they were driving along , a big vampire jumped out on them and pounced onto the car ( *nuns are scared of vampires* ). The nuns didn't know what to do. Then a message from above came down and said "Show him your cross" (*as in holy cross, vampires are scared of that *). The nuns got out of the car and said "OI, GET OFF MY CAR YOU IDiOT"

[tim-meister]

habbo name: tim-meister

(i am a blonde so dont take this offensivly)

A blonde a redhead and a brunette are on the run from the police they find an abandoned barn and decide to hide in it. When the police find there position they come to the barn the girls decide to hide in some barrels. when the police investigate the barrel with the brunette in she goes bark bark so the police just think it is some stray dogs when they go to the second barrel the redhead goes maioo so they think it is some cats when they go to the last barrel the blonde goes potatoes! they arrest her. :eusa_danc

[UKrikki]

Habbo Name: UKrikki
Joke: Whats brown and sticky?


A stick :eusa_thin