How to get out of school :P

[StripedTiger]

Exscuses exscuses.

Well im pretty bad at faking being ill, so once or twice ive made myself ill. Glass of water, salt. works a treat. I didnt actually throw up beleive it or not =/ which was gay. I just had a bad stomach for one or two hours

Or if your okay and looking ill, keep letting your mam see you taking parasetamol etc. More convincing Or ask if theres any medicine for sore throats etc.

[cocaine]

The Guide To Getting Away From School

1) Exscuses Below:

I Dont Feel Well
We got an inset day
My teacher got shot
The school burnt down
Tell em why u dnt want 2 go
I cant be ***ed

2)Skiving
If you see any boffs, run or beat em up
See any teachers, run
Get caught by any person of high authority, tell em ur lost (works on the 1st few weeks)
If u get caught, Take skiving lessons

LOLLLL.

[Bef]

Break your arm. Then if anyone makes u try and do something you can smack from across the head with your mampin cast...

[Barkseh2131]

I agree with Steph, keep letting your mam see you taking parasetamol - always worked a charm for me.

dnt do it too often like!

[the wombats]

I agree with Steph, keep letting your mam see you taking parasetamol - always worked a charm for me.

dnt do it too often like!

no wonder ur always drugged up.

just make it look like ur ill. i did. well i only said it whilst in bed coz you'd be shattered ect and wouldn't know the difference..

[Moh]

Just ask ur parents?
Just betend to be ill.
Guide to betend to be ill:
1 - Alarm goes off
2 - Put on snooze
3 - Ask parent to get parocetamol
4 - betend or take parocetamol
5 - Wait for about 30 mins
6 - Say to parents pain still hasnt gone
7 - Vaula, off school

[Jordie]

Does anyone know any way to get out of school? I just cant take school anymore and i just need a day off! (i hope this is ok to be a thread but if not just take it off and sorry)

find somewhere that no one is going to go to, if you got a free house
until school hours finish do it there

[lAdmire]

Suck it up. You'll be thankful you stayed in the long run.

[Shawnstra]

You shouldnt just take days of school ? Its not the right attitude towards school life. Its saturday in 5 days,

Wow, five days! :rolleyes:

Anyway, I think you should go to school, if not, fake a stomachache[ur parents won't be with in the toilet with you] or vomitting[I am sure you would be able to cough up something] etc?

[+44]

Tbh you dont wanna miss school. I stayed on after my gcse's like an idiot i am. I had 32% attendence. Behind in art projects in the end thought cba an quit about 4 weeks ago. Since then i been nolyfin rs which is pretty sad but im waiting till i come bk from portugal to get a job.

The point is if you have one day off school your like o dat was easy lets try it again, Then you get into the habit of missing school staying in bed till 4 everyday being a lazy bum. But you dont want this its gonna get you nowhere and you need to concentrate on ur grades and stuff pretty much everything i didnt do. And tbh i regret it but theres nothing i can do except try to restart it in gloscat in sept.