If you was to hit on someone what...

[superstar911]

do u believe in love at first site, or should i walk past again

can i borrow 50p?, what for? to ring your mum and thank her.

did your father steal 2 starts from the sky and put them into your eyes

im no fred flinstone baby but i can sure make your bedrock

you remind me of a parking ticket, you have fine written all over you


just a few of the hundreds i know lol

[velocity]

hi, you ok?

[paws]

hi, you ok?

Thats a good one :rolleyes:.

[velocity]

Thats a good one :rolleyes:.

yea, it works.
chat up lines just show no respect for a person - and is just for the sake of a one night stand.

[paws]

yea, it works.
chat up lines just show no respect for a person - and is just for the sake of a one night stand.

I'm so gonna use it.
Does it work for 3-sums?

[velocity]

I'm so gonna use it.
Does it work for 3-sums?

yea, sure. why not?

[paws]

*High five*

[Elw00d]

when I see a girl I like I walk straight up to her and I'm like
Uh, Hey girl how ya doin?
You are the woman that I'm really pursuin
and I would like to get to know you
can you give me your name
if you jot down your number you'll get mine in exchange
See I'm the man in this town
and I hope you wouldn't mind if I showed you around,
so when you go to certain places you'll be thinkin of me.
We got people to meet and many places to see
Mmmmm I'm really diggin your lips
but be careful where you walkin when you're swing them hips.
I'm kinda concerned you'll be causin a crash
with your traffic jam booty heads
pausin so fast
I wouldn't trade you for the world I swear it.
I like your hair in every style that you wear it,
and how the colors coordinate with your clothes
from your manicured nails to your pedicured toes

[FlyingJesus]

^

win

[Soy]

Mine would be;

"hiya"