I am going on holiday and in my suitcase I have a baseball cap, some "protection", kinky toys, DRESS UP GAMES, inflatable girlfriend, underwear [not many though], Pimpin outfit, Klenex, lingerie, asprin, dollybead g-string, very Graphic Magazines, KY Jelly, a soccer mom, £1,000,000,000 spending money, a pet donkey, ice cream, a pink goat, chocolate, lubrication, my girlfriend, a milf, a cow, a brass band, a sexy walrus named Fred, pair of jeans, some more inflatable girlfriends, some water cos foreign water would kill us, marmite, a rubber ring, duck, a horse, a playstation 3 and a kl boy, COMPUTER, ship to sale when I get there, Pint of fosters, joint of ham, leg of lamb, shampoo , 4 Tons of canabis to sell to the locals, ipod with music / films / audio books , laptop so i can still go on Habbo even though im on holiday! a fit girl in my school called amy, 10,000 killing sheep, my 2 pet dogs, a camera, sun lounger













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