God, pfft.

[Virgin Mary]

Buying you nice things is your maternal father's job not your spiritual father's job.

[shok]

A well known story about God:
One day a flood hit a town
this man went ontop of his roof on his house so he doesnt drown
Whilst up there a motorboat thing is going round the street picking people up from danger,
they ask the man to come down and come to saftey he said " no I shall wait here as god will save me" no time to spare the boat leaves
Few minutes later a helicopter is saving people and they call to the bloke, "climb up the rope" he replied the same " no I shall wait here as god will save me"

they leave then the water has reached to the roof and the bloke is getting worried now he screams "god? where are you?" no answer he repeats "god save me!"
then a voice is heard saying i sent you the boat and the helicopter you refused them what else can i do

Buying you nice things is your maternal father's job not your spiritual father's job.

lol haha nice post

[English]

but if he made this world why hasnt he done

ONE SINGLE THING TO HELP ME YOU ENGLAND THIS WORLD

What a stupid comment. Seriously, are you a re****?

Wouldn't God reward the good people and banish the bad or something

''Why do bad things happen to good people?"

These things happen to 'good people' and it tests their faith. Really it doesn't matter what happens to them in life because they are 'rewarded' in the afterlife.

[lAdmire]

Wouldn't God reward the good people and banish the bad or something

''Why do bad things happen to good people?"

god makes everything happen for a reason.

A well known story about God:

One day a flood hit a town
this man went ontop of his roof on his house so he doesnt drown
Whilst up there a motorboat thing is going round the street picking people up from danger,
they ask the man to come down and come to saftey he said " no I shall wait here as god will save me" no time to spare the boat leaves

Few minutes later a helicopter is saving people and they call to the bloke, "climb up the rope" he replied the same "

no I shall wait here as god will save me"


they leave then the water has reached to the roof and the bloke is getting worried now he screams "god? where are you?" no answer he repeats "god save me!"
then a voice is heard saying i sent you the boat and the helicopter you refused them what else can i do




lol haha nice post

you know what?
that is so true?
the person who created this thread said why doesn't he give me this?
well..
he gives you things to get what you want.
he gives you everything you need.
but you have to get it for yourself.
if he gives you everything, you won't ever learn anything.

also, if you don't thank him for what he has given you or anything, then he won't.
cause that's just wrong.
but really, that is so true.

[Concentric2]

Why would he give people a car and money etc? He has given them the opportunity, it shouldnt' be given for nothing.

Dude wth - i wasn't saying he should?
As i said;

i don't believe God has anything to do with getting people jobs or cars or whatever.

[velocity]

"I know that Adam and Eve didn'nt really get thrown out of eden for eating the forbidden fruit, but I know the message is there."

yeah, but if he went mental at them and threw them out, isnt one of his messages forgiveness? ;s

[GommeInc]

Catholics get Baptised, Protestants get Christened.

WRONG.
My Catholic friend had her children Christened, while at my Protestant Church where I work, the children get Baptised.

[T0M]

Baptised and christened are basically the same thing arent they :S:S

[Biseinen]

Hey, its Religion, its all the same.

[shok]

Hey, its Religion, its all the same.

roflmao dont post if you havent got a clue