Had a HUGE rip in my trousers and had to walk about with my bag as low as my **** to try and cover it

Lmao, In year 8, getting a boner and having the stand up at the end of the exam. [ Most of school was in the hall ]
In 2nd grade the teacher was talkign and I farted like really loud, but I blamed it on the kid next to me and everyone thought it was him![]()
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Shouting
"EVERYONE WATCH THIS"
Then jumping on a wall , slipping and knocking myself out.
Got me a reputation for having a hard skull though!
Lol. Me and all my class (30 people) were in the Library. All reading. Then the teacher told me to go get the register. There were two tables with a gap in between, I wanted to go through that gap. And yep, you guessed it, I fell, creating a LOUD thump noise. As people looked to see what happened. all they could see was me lying on the floor with my 2 legs stuck in between the tables lol.
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Calling a teacher mum infront of 100+ people lmao i went red for agesss and i got 'kegged' in pe infront of 50+ mixed students lmao i was just lafing then kegged sum1 else for fun!
Last edited by mousey; 13-10-2007 at 06:37 PM.
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Lol I was in detention, and the teacher taking care of the detention was sooo bufff!!!
Well anyway, i was there, and i started day dreaming, then i done some looong fart. the teacher then said, for heavens sake, dat smells like boiled egg.
Not funny I know, I killed the joke![]()
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