Wow, some of these stories are actually REALLY lame and impossible to believe.
"I speared him through the window."
"He fell from the second floor but lived with a broken arm and back."
Save us the fake stories for halloween or something, please.

Wow, some of these stories are actually REALLY lame and impossible to believe.
"I speared him through the window."
"He fell from the second floor but lived with a broken arm and back."
Save us the fake stories for halloween or something, please.
Please Dont start Flaming -_-
It's Real
...and then you awoke from the magical land of fairies and had breakfast? Nice use of the english language there, I'm guessing your full stop is broken.One time i was in Year 4 I Was at School and some Idiot Kept making a Crip sign and I Jumped at him and he fell backwards in to window falling from second floor i was on him he was one that got injured Not me and i quicky ran from the sight and went to art class because i had get pencil and stuff for art and i was last and that kid was last to leave lucky He lived but with a Broken arm and Back
I was climbing over a fence last week and went flying and i turned around and about 10 people including a teacher just stood there laughing![]()
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In year 3, me and my mate always used to go into the boys toilets and see who'd get their yellow thunder up the wall the furthest. I obv won, but my teacher found out and we both got bollocked rofl.
It was embarrassing but I look back and I lol so much at it.
Walking along with my mates , singing the titanic song
"Hey everyone check this!!"
I jump on a two foot wall , lose my balance , slip and knock myself out for about 30secs.
Wake up to see everyone in creases.
doing a massive fart in like the year 4 class assembly on the stage with all parents there n all
er last year (in year 11) like everyone fancied my maths teacher and i accidently said when she was on my desk 'should i just slot it in' and everyone was laughing lol
also same as someone earlier, me and my mate were pretending to bum our english teacher and got caught, was proper embarassing
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uhm i dont think i ave any unless you count the suspension i got. ysee, when someone doesnt go for detention, theyll get suspension. they will announce your name in front of the whole school and bam you get your one min of fame. or shame. anyways, my suspension was reversed coz it waS A misunderstanding.
Tried running down a corridor, chasing after someone dodging in and out of people then running into a really hot young teacher and both falling over :| How damn well awkward and embarrasing is that with about 200 people watching?! (Yr 10)
In year 5 we were doing silent work in History and I let out a really loud fart, i was like "ahh **** here we go" then everyone was in stitches at the guy next to me because they thought it was him!
Last edited by Recursion; 05-02-2008 at 09:08 AM.
yeah, involuntary erections aren't the best at school.On sports day (2 minutes til it ended and we all went home) I got a boner and it wouldn't go so I had to walk home with a bag infront of my privates covering up my huge penis
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Thats true btw
But heres one that happened to some geek at my school.. He was standing up and this proper hot girl blowed his neck and he got a boner and everyone saw lol
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