Do you have a favourite quote from a film?

[Neversoft]

This thread suffers from the lack of Lord of the Rings quotes.


Frodo: I can't do this, Sam.
Sam: I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.
Frodo: What are we holding onto, Sam?
Sam: That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo... and it's worth fighting for.

[Janet Snakehole]

from mean girls
"Most people think I'm lying about being a virgin because I prefer jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!"
makes me laugh every time.

i was actually going to quote that

[The Cullens]

Yeah from Twilight.
& So the lion fell in love with the lamb.
What A Stupid Lamb
What a sick, masochistic lion.

[Grainger@CUFC]

"Surely you can't be serious?!"
"Of course I'm serious .... and don't call me Shirley."
Leslie Nielsen (as Dr. Rumack in Airplane!)

"My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump."
Tom Hanks (Forrest Gump)

[Hiro]

"Good morning, Vietnam!" from Good Morning, Vietnam.

"Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was... a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife,"Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth. "Let’s put a smile on that face!" And... Why so serious?" from The Dark Knight.

[Shoovers]

Happy Gilmore

Shooter McGavin: I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast.
Happy Gilmore: [laughing] you eat pieces of **** for breakfast?
Shooter McGavin: No... I...

[Rozi]

Um... Most mean girls quotes do me.

There was this one quote that blew me away, but now I can't remember it

[TheMovieJerk]

"Ill be Back" From The Terminator.

[Yonder]

I have lots but my fav is:

Commodus: Rise. Rise.
[Maximus stands up, clenching an arrow head in his right hand]
Commodus: Your fame is well deserved, Spaniard. I don't think there's ever been a gladiator to match you. As for this young man, he insists you are Hector reborn. Or was it Hercules? Why doesn't the hero reveal himself and tell us all your real name? You do have a name.
Maximus: My name is Gladiator.
[turns away from Commodus]
Commodus: How dare you show your back to me! Slave, you will remove your helmet and tell me your name.
Maximus: [removes helmet and turns around to face Commodus] My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
[Commodus trembles in disbelief]
Quintus: Arms!
[Praetorians point their spears at the gladiators while the Colosseum crowd chants for them to live. Commodus shakes his head and motions the crowd for silence. He then raises his fist and reluctantly gives the thumbs-up signal]

[ItsDave]

There are too many quotes from the movie "Snatch" but one of my favourites has to be
Tony: "You mean... Boris the Bullet Dodger?!?"
Avi: "Hey, why do they call him the bullet dogder?"
Tony: "Because he dodges bullets Avi..."

Or with Sull, Vincent and Tyrone.

Tyrone: "Keep that dog, off my seats"
Vince: "Your seats? This is a stolen car mate"
Tyrone: "Look, when Im at the wheel, it my car"
Sull: "Tyrones gonna be are get-away driver, ent you Tyrone?"
Tyrone: "Course I am"
Sull: "He's done a rally driving course, ent you Tyrone?"
Tyrone: "Course I have"
*Pull up at petrol station - Tyrones wearing leather and takes a while for him to get out of the car*
Vince: "I thought you said he was a get-a-way driver Sull, what the f*** can he get away from hey?"

Too funny that film


Or quite simply from "Independance Day"

"Lets Nuke the B******s"