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Thread: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
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06-07-2005, 05:54 PM #51
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no. it makes your eyes fly home to Ireland. LMAO.
Why did the old man get thrown out of the Old Folks Home?
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He went to a mesum cause he was a fossil.
Why did Gerrard decide to stay at Liverpool?On three,
we're jumping from this ledge,
this build's tall,
I'm sure we'll wake up dead
But I still love her..
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because it was in the fantasy of a Liverpudlien's dream.
Why did the toilet swallow the talented pig?
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because he fort if he kissed it he would turn to a prince,but he accidently swallowed it and now is a prog
what happened to the woman that swallowed a spider?
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She become known as spiderwoman.
Knock, Knock... Who's there?
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight
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Hu. The chinese delivery man.
What did Spiderman and Spiderwoman call Spiderchild?
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You little git, most of the time.
Why do wardrobes have two doors?
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So people can go in one side and out the other.
"Where do mobile phone numbers go when you delete them from your mobile?" - Emma, Big Brother 3. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight
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To the big contact list in the sky
Why is dyslexic the hardest word to write?
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