Have you ever been caught having sex

[Casanova]

and you're just being moany for no apparent reason. big woop, i made light of the situation. oh dear god someone made a joke. what the **** is your issue?

[FlyingJesus]

I think the issue is that the joke only makes any sense if you completely read Ash's post wrong, which just makes it look like you made a mistake rather than a joke

[Slowpoke]

Why oh why did I picture someone doing stretches by the side of their bed? :S

Baby you got it all wrong

Also I sense another argument brewing oooh

[Casanova]

everyone has a different sense of humour, some drier than others. Way of life, not everyone is the same but I don't see the point in moaning about it?

[brandon]

No but I wouldn't mind the opportunity to take the risk of doing so lol

[Fiendly]

Almost got caught the other day when we heard footsteps on the top stairs.. Turns out noone was there, nor infact anyone came upstairs ;D

[beth]

no allan was just trying to be funny by implying you're into getting ****s from your mother

this made me crease so hard.

and yeah, my sister walked in on me once when i was on top and i was like errrrr.......................... and before my ex-boyfriend's mom walked in.
awkward conversation at dinner that night.

[RedStratocas]

ughh a couple times actually. twice was with a girl i was seeing early last year at school. we were having drunken sex when her roommate walks in. that's happened twice, and it was awkward, but not REALLY awkward.

another time was last summer with a different girl. my parents weren't home at the time of us doing it, but right after my dad gets home we both walk out of my room with really messy hair. he gave me a little talk about it lulz.

[Inseriousity.]

I'm confused as to what your parents caught you doing Robbie yet would get you banned on hxf if you said it.

I had a few guesses but i don't think they'll get me banned, so i'm stuck

I think he's talking about having a ****. Don't think it'll get him banned either but I'd rather not have the details tbh.
Anyway no I haven't been caught doing anything cos I need someone to get caught with :p

[JACKTARD]

At a party upstairs we were under the covers and two of our friends came in and pulled the covers off as a joke, so we were just chilling not moving because we didn't wanna be all exposed to everyone haha