i need to get ill in 5 hours

[Georgia]

Yeah
x]
I never pretend just 2 get off skool tho.
MY MOM can tel when im pretending
Im really pale when im ill

Talcolm powder ;]

[Rachi]

Lol
ew
i dont like talcompowder

[Jase]

Rofl, pretty random :p

If you wanna puke, i keep spinning around and around and around for 2 mins and then shove meh fingers down my throat. It works! lolz.

[*anti-flag*]

hands down the throat!

[Mentor]

Dont sleep, it dosnt make u ill, but u do look it. athogh i quite enjoy collage so stilll go in anyway, i just look slightly dead "/

[ilovejordan]

ok
if you dont have a garden run around the street naked then drink a bottle of vodka then you maybe be sick

Runin round the street naked will only make you embarresed

[NekkLe]

Runin round the street naked will only make you embarresed

Not if your proud for whats down below

On a different matter, my friend told me a way of being sick, get a slice of bread and keep chewing it for like 10 minutes, then try and swallow it, the end result, puke.

I havn't tried it but I know people that have done this out of pure stupidity :rolleyes:

We could talk on different methods of how to get ill or being sick, but think about the problem, feeling uncomfortable at school isn't good for you. You need to sort this out with your parents or think more positive about life and how obstacles around may affect you.

[Habbox-Gal]

Rofl, pretty random :p

If you wanna puke, i keep spinning around and around and around for 2 mins and then shove meh fingers down my throat. It works! lolz.

How do u put ur fingers down the throat ? Can you post picture i tried it lol nothing happens

[Pulchritudinous]

Think about the symptons of a fever a try to look it.

Pale face = Talcum power.
Clammy/sweaty = Oil in the roots of your hair.
Sore eyes = Red eyeshadow/pinch the skin around eyes.
Runny nose = put some oil near your nostrils too. (Put rolled up tissues around you, as if you're nose is running like a tap).
Cough/Sneezing = You can fake those!
Groans and moans = Fake these too!

But I recommend you just tell your mother/father the real reason, I'm sure they will understand.

[EletricMornings]

ok
if you dont have a garden run around the street naked then drink a bottle of vodka then you maybe be sick

i live on a farm.
im 11.
the spanish drive like lunitics.
and we dotn hve vodka?