mines just stupid things like farting out loud or opening the door on someone who is on the loo etc.

mines just stupid things like farting out loud or opening the door on someone who is on the loo etc.
its called lambrini
lamburgini is a car
lmao :rolleyes:
anyways
ummmm
probably today when coley was on the swing so i sat on top of her with my legs thru the swing and there was loadsa boys with us (inc. vinny) and they all pushed us and i was well scared so i felll back n put my hands on the floor to stop the swing and i kinda flew with it n then ended up curled underneath it :S dno how it happend.![]()
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Well my one has to be when I was in year 6 (now in year 10) well I had 2 fit girl's sitting behind me and I as answering a teacher's answer and was being praised for it and all of a sudden I farted so loud the chair vibrated and both the girls sor and my teacher was just laughing with the rest of the class whilst the girl's behind were holding there noses i just said it wasnt me, lol!
i was trampolining at school and in the middle of a preformance thingy my trousers fell down.
oh and i walked into a tree brance and cut my eye
i always fall down curbs and walk into lamposts
i fall down the stairs often
i'm just generally a ******* and really clumsy.
Last edited by benjamin; 13-02-2007 at 02:04 AM.
k Here you go.
Friend 1> What are you doing in here?
Me> Hiding from friend 2, he's so annoying
Friend 2> Hey. (Was standing right behind me!)
when my brother walked in on me giving head [![]()
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I have quite a few tbh..
One night i was out with a few of my friends and my lace was undone, so because it was a bit wet instead of bending down i put my foot on the nearest (old and dirty) car, i was there doing my lace up when the car did a beep and a lady was there banging on the window at me..
Another time i was at Toys 'R' Us and i was playing on all the little toys cuz i'm cool like that :8 And there was this scooter so i grabbed it and went round the shop on it and realised a man was chasing after me shouting something. So i stopped and walked back to my friends and they told me the man had just brought the scooter..
I think my mum takes the award for most embarrasing moment though.. At Toys 'R' Us aswell actually, my little brother who was about 4 at the time was on one of the car things and we had to go, and my mum grabbed some other little boy thinking it was him and when he started screaming she shouted at the little boy really loudly and he was crying his eyes out.. so there she was grabbing him away, me and Garion just stood there shocked, when the boys mum came up and snatched him away, I HAVE NEVER SEEN MY MUM LOOK SO HUMILIATED!
we'll do what we've always doneshut our eyes and hope for the best.
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yes lol?
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