pleasuring myself

[Metric.]

LOL I agree..
I swear his saying that his girlfriend promised not to see the boy next door for 3 days.. What happens when 3 days are up? She humps the guy to a pulp?







ps jaiisun,
I'm the guy next door and she was in my bedroom looking at my balls the day after you posted that.

LOLOLOLOLOL +REP WHEN I CAN!

[Hopeless]

I suggest everytime you have th erge to.. slap yourself very hard

[Rizla,]

To that lad who tried to stop his bird seeing the guy next door - if you don't trust her it isn't going to work mate. And if you actually have to do something like that she's probably a dirt anyway.

[Wootzeh]

Why would you promise that? Even inside a relationship, that kind of behavior is perfectly natural. But anyway, if the urge arises, try something like exercise (or dancing), it releases endorphines into the system, which give you a pleasurable, happy, feeling.

Or just lie

When you try to use clever words, use the right ones, Endorphines are natural pain killers, not things that make you 'happy'.

[Fifteen]

lol, why would you wanna do this

unlucky

[Kissed]

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[kooldude23]

Listen/make your own music and fill it full of C#'s. That note has a psychological effect on most people and makes them happy. It's the noise alot of fruit machines use when you win.