I HATE jehovah witness's.

[FlyingJesus]

Haven't read this thread but I've had JWs before and I thought they were really nice people. I know a lot about the Bible from when I used to be a Christian myself so got into some interesting conversation as I had nothing else to do then they went on their way.

[tdi]

I must admit they do try and take your time, but I respect their beliefs. It's like most salesmen, they come to your door and you're like "we're not interested" and then they have a reply for every question. >.>

[Crimson]

I had a really weird experiance before with them;

I heard a knock on the door, and I don't usually check (since they rarely actually come - luckily), and there was a man who was around 40/50 and a woman who was like 20. They were holding some Brochures with "Jehovah" written on it...

The man said hello, follwed quickly by the woman. Then before I could reply the man said;
"Well, I understand that you're watching TV and you're parents are cooking, or you're doing an activity together as a family.. Or you're playing with your brother or sister, or you're eating you're dinner. So Good-Bye!"

I was like... ***? And they just left o.O

[bigdavecox90]

They just talk too much, my dad gives it the "Look mate, I don't mean to be rude, but I'm not interested" -closes the door-

[Fart]

lol, Jehovah's Witnesses are Christians.

so i still bug them hehe

[Niall!]

where do i sign up?:8

Just bend over and sign your name on the paper..

[ToxicPaddy]

Yea we have the same problem here. Years ago when my uncle was like 20, he lived in an apartment and jehovanas witnesses knocked at the door, and he was like 'yes im intrested, but i got no time see my apartment is in a terrible mess and i got a lot to do tidying it up' and they were like 'oh dont worry we will clean it up for you ' and they did and when they finished he was like 'im not intrested sorry'

[Ashley 12344]

Yea we have the same problem here. Years ago when my uncle was like 20, he lived in an apartment and jehovanas witnesses knocked at the door, and he was like 'yes im intrested, but i got no time see my apartment is in a terrible mess and i got a lot to do tidying it up' and they were like 'oh dont worry we will clean it up for you ' and they did and when they finished he was like 'im not intrested sorry'

Obviously, as they regularly clean peoples houses.

[ToxicPaddy]

Obviously, as they regularly clean peoples houses.

Did I detect sarcasm?

This was years ago I'm on about, they might not do it anymore.

[Kaine]

I've pwned so many Jehovahs with my classic one liners like:

*opens door* Sorry, I'm not jewish! *slams door*

*opens door* God hates you, you know that, right? *slams door*

*opens door* REMOVED JEHOVAHS! *slams door*

*opens door* Somewhere in the world right now, a jehovah is touching a child. *slams door*

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