Corrupt-a-wish

[Eric]

Wish granted, but you dropped your phone into a cup of water

I wish i have a youtube account with millions of subscribers.

[Succubus]

Wish granted, but it seems to be all fake accounts which magically vanish.

I wish for a new phone.

[iLogan]

Wish granted but the phone doesn't work.

I wish for a Hollister store in my house

[Empired]

Granted- but the clothes were stolen on the lorry journey to your house.

I wish I didn't have to wear contact lenses

[Technologic]

Wish granted, you are now blind.


I wish i won the euromillions

[Empired]

Granted, but where's that all-important winning ticket that dog just chewed up?

I wish I would teach myself the ukulele

[Lewis]

Wish granted, but ukulele is alive and pees on you.
I wish I was the richest man on life with no flaws, no stealing, a kind person in which nothing bad can ever happen hahahahha beat that ;l

[Cerys]

Wish granted but your money is imaginary.

I wish I was some dust :3

[Lewis]

Your wish is granted, you have turned to dust and die, and for being so selfish about all those who care about you making yourself to dust, you go to hell and is the devils slave.

I wish I was a senior events organiser

[Cerys]

Wish granted but cameron sexually abuses you.

I wish I wasn't the devils slave