The magic machine...

[Rawr]

You get £100,000 cause i like you!

*Inserts wrist band*

[Craig]

you get a belt

-inserts cd-

[Joe.]

you get a lolly pop

*inserts coin*

[Craig]

you get a snowball

-inserts pen-

[Joe.]

you get a cup

*inserts coin*

[Craig]

you get water

-inserts bullet-

[ED::]

You Get a SLAP!

*Inserts Muffin*

[Craig]

you get a gun

-inserts poo-

[Joe.]

you get a piece of random, multicoloured plastic

*inserts rat*

[ED::]

You get a glass of milk

*Inserts Sygon*