Vending Machine (game)

[Craig]

u receive a perm ban for giving all ur furni to me then eventually hacking into habbo and giving me 2 of all the supers and one of each rare and norm

inserts coin

[Bef]

The queen comes out and fingers your left nostril

*Inserts lint*

[Forest-Law]

u recieve a happy slap. sorry. it is now available for download at www.....jke

*inserts *****

[Vodor]

The rest of the band come out and finger your right nosdtril

Inserts Coin

[Bef]

Lol, The machine does not recognise your coin as a pound.
a big sign comes up
STOP INSERTING PENNYS U CHEAP SKATE
The machine then starts smoking purple smoke
Turns into a robot
Picks u up
turns u upside down
All your money falls out
It then takes your money
And turns back into a Vending machine...

-Inserts fish-

[Vodor]

Just as you insert the coin a giant man eating shark comes out of the coin slot and bits the fish and half your arm off.

*Inserts bloody finger found on floor beside screaming person*

[Craig]

Blood makes the fuses explode,machine explodes,i buy a new one

inserts coin

[Vodor]

machine bought on the cheap is a japanese import and is deported for working as an illegal imigrant.

Replaces machine with second hand on from cash converters and inserts coin

[Craig]

jus as u insert coin ur hand is pulled in and ur right hand is taken off

scared but...

inserts coin

[lvt3046]

You get on a train to myhouse and i hit u with stick
*inserts coin*