Make me laugh, win a prize. ;o

[ilovejordan]

He's unavailable at the moment...why don't you tell me now?

cos im busy

[Kasabian]

That made me laugh ;P

[Colourful™]

Tom has already made a thread about this but it isn't his it's my mates and he posted it on my forum. I'l lgive him the credit for it. Made me laugh a lot.

From the words of an old lady:


"back in my day i had terrible actident. actually terrible's not the word. unbelievable the word. was it in the night, no it was in the day i remember. well i was on my bike, actually i think i was walking, well there i was and a ford car knocked me flat. was it a ford, no it was a toyota, well i wasnt actually flat i was on my side but anyway......

..stop interrubting, well were was i, oh yes. well i was on my bike or was i walking well anyway. oh i have lost my place. i will start over. well i was on my bike or was i walking well anyway. well then a tiger ran me over. no actually it was lion. no i mean a jaguar. well it knocked me flat. well actually i was on my side but i got up and then thebloke got out and told me what i was doing in the middle of the road, well i went mad.....

...well as i was saying i went mental, no actually i went mad, yes thats a better word, well i went mad and i told him f*** off you little a** hole, and he stock his finger up at me which was the style at the time, i didnt now what it ment but i guessing sorry."

"well anougher time i was in an accident, oh wait this is the same story"

[Adam$]

I can't be arsed to type out a joke, so here's a llama driving a F1 car.

[GJay]

Ooo that Michael Schumacher then

[Biseinen]

Stupid thread bumpers. >_>