When i farted at my nans funeral... ouch that was so bad everyone stared i litreally ran out.
Oh ANNDDD when i took LSD and was running around debenhams screaming BRMMM BRMMM IM IN A CAR!

When i farted at my nans funeral... ouch that was so bad everyone stared i litreally ran out.
Oh ANNDDD when i took LSD and was running around debenhams screaming BRMMM BRMMM IM IN A CAR!
I was with my mates and walked into a lamp post, and said sorry out loud thinking it was a person.
My stomach also once rumbled really loud in an exam, and it sounded like I farted, everyone stared at me, I was like:redface_b:eusa_doh:
i was with my girlfriend in my room, she was about to leave and i walked into the open door lol
Haha that's pretty good, I love reactions people give when they see that sort of stuff. Happened all the time with my ex and her brothers' friends, I think I probably turned a few gay they saw it so many times.
When I was 5/6.
I was in Ikea and I went to hold my dads hand (Hey I was young), and insted of holding my dads hand I held this guys hand. He stared at me and was like
"WTH".
I was scared.
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I cut my hair lol and when i went to school the next day i was wearing a bobble hat in Summer. LMAO!
Do you ever feel like you want to go home?
Lost in the crowd and you feel alone
When i was like 12 in florida i thought this kid was my bro so i ran over and farted on him but it turned out to be a complete stranger..
696 rep thanks to Juch
I failed my first driving test for doing the 3 point turn and ending up the same way I started
I’ll be a story in your head, but that’s okay, because we’re all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh? Because it was, you know. It was the best. A daft old man who stole a magic box and ran away. Did I ever tell you that I stole it? Well, I borrowed it. I always meant to take it back. Oh, that box, Amy, you’ll dream about that box. It’ll never leave you. Big and little at the same time. Brand-new and ancient and the bluest blue ever. And the times we had, eh? Would had…Never had. In your dreams, they’ll still be there. The Doctor and Amy Pond and the days that never came.
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