Vending Machine (game)

[Evil]

a huge car 5 times the size machine comes out :p

*inserts foot*

[weirdalshow8]

the machine rips off your foot

*inserts coin*

[RedStratocas]

Nothing comes out. You hit the machine in frustration. It still wont come out. You start shoving it. It leans back to you. It falls. It crushes your ribs. You die in a bizzare vending machine accedent.
*Insert Coin*- Try again

[Pilgrim-Soul]

nothin comes out

*inserts coin*

[zak-x]

the dam machine is broken

[zak-x]

nothing comes out *kikes **** machine*

[lucyecc]

*inserts coin*

you find 2 throne sofa's

[Mentor]

Ye cant give ye self stuff from ye own coin "/

*inserts coin*

[Bruck]

You Are Launched To The Moon, Burn Up In It's Relitivly Thin Atmosphere, And As A Last Wish, You Send A Nuke Back To The Earth, Destroying Everything On It, Bar Me. You Then Think Just Before You Die, To Trigger The Self Destruct Mode On The Sun Which You Planted There, 56 Years Ago, It Works, The Sun Blows Up, But You Are Dead Before All Of This. I Manage To Escpe And Go To A Planet Called Planet "Pláybóy" I Am Treated Very Well As It's Inhabbitants Are Good Looking Women, WHom Like To Please Me In A Nice Way. I Live Forever There Having "Pleasure" Everyday.

*Inserts coin*

( Long Huh? )

[Mentor]

Suddenly vending machine uses eveil powers, to change all the people of the planet you describe in to hungry hungry hippos, and put earch back where it was.

*Inserts coin*