I am going on holiday and in my suitcase I have a baseball cap, some "protection", kinky toys, DRESS UP GAMES, inflatable girlfriend, underwear [not many though], Pimpin outfit, Klenex, lingerie, asprin, dollybead g-string, very Graphic Magazines, KY Jelly, a soccer mom, £1,000,000,000 spending money, a pet donkey, ice cream, a pink goat, chocolate, lubrication, my girlfriend, a milf, a cow, a brass band, a sexy walrus named Fred, pair of jeans, some more inflatable girlfriends, some water cos foreign water would kill us, marmite, a rubber ring, duck, a horse, a playstation 3 and a kl boy, COMPUTER, ship to sale when I get there, Pint of fosters, joint of ham, leg of lamb, shampoo , 4 Tons of canabis to sell to the locals, ipod with music / films / audio books , laptop so i can still go on Habbo even though im on holiday! a fit girl in my school called amy, 10,000 killing sheep, my 2 pet dogs, a camera, sun lounger, stolen credit cards, your mum, a balloon, 2000 viagra tablets, someone that talks soo much that it really gets soo annoying and you wish they would shut up but they just keep on going and going and going, a lampost, toothpaste, a rich noob so i can steal his money, contreception. ( spellin is poor. )Plastic bag, bleach, hot dog, a sweet car. wicked motorbike, bouncy castle, blow up slide. Extra man thong, rubber joint a chinese massager, yoda doll






