the rock was in the fridge and i farted and it reeked and then it shouted CAAAKE and i licked you ear and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said callie you're a big loser who can't run a hotel.
Callie shouted " RUDOLPH YOU CAN'T TALK!!!"
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling for







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