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They shouted at BlueweesH coz he was a farting green big headed idiot, but Boi Who could say he sneezed zak-x out like a small furry shoe that liked cheese, blueweesh was disgusted. PASSIONATLY he licked GEToverITnow's ear. Sudddenly Zak-x sneezed, covering spanks in fur and lucozade then he decided that he had to love rabies. The chocolate's evil mad mother freaked out coz her son had aids. Angry beavers decided to go and look at her arms behind her, she said go away too fairy land and he did not like loopy_lu and decided Bottoms cheeks are good because thats nice and this doesnt make the slightest bit of sence wOO! boarder4eva contains a great snotty disgusting fly the yeti ate and choked with a balloon shaped..like an elephant that would elope its natives ears and HE exploded in mid-air. Then a Bef jumped ontop of BOARDER4EVA and kissed frogs which excreted into my mouth which then equaled Joshy. Emicat rocks my socks but she also went down the loo *flush* because I was 3years old and I admired RolandoQ like a idiot but he jumped off a kangaroo pouch and then fell 200 feet into a hole. He ran from ipod then he kissed banana's because it was squishy and saggy, then he walked towards a tin and said im special but I.. thought you were gay and annoying yet Hello:Moto was stupid enough to say i'm straight so then Legend Greg came along then walked off and laughs at Tin Pooperman because emotional had dumped Emotional down the drain. Unfortunately, bullets killed Neversoft and Neversofts Family and Paintball-X-100's Family not Neversofts family were all stabbed 5 times in the neck and head then Paintball-X-100's family got rich and burn down Neversofts arpartments and houses and motels And then Neversoft bad Reps Paintball-X-100 for insulting his family and stealing his sig and wishes him the best in his sad sad life.Then it was all a dream and Neversoft and Paintball-X-100 both burned down the place where they make tellitubbies. The End (lukejames you suck) Then they went to mars because it smelled Fishy so they went to RolandoQ's Mansion and had Tea with Helen and said my tea is too fizzy, so i'm gonna go to McDonalds to get caterpillars and kill sausages because Hello:Moto was gay and said wow fruity skittles and Luminous are also sweet and had fabulous good then LEGEND GREG came back then walked off because he was such a loser. BANG went Bob who then shot Tin Tin got mad on XBladerX's thong so Taz exploded and :BrokenLoser had a sore head because of a hit and then They went to his house which was perverted because it was a different Kind of mad like rotton beef because it smelt you and started saying q25's or'gam was like peguins dancing around tea-trays which started a riot, chaz- was the leader ;] Electronic Mac's went to Disneyland Flordia where wwekieranrey had to hit toodlepip. She hugged him because Toodlepip was kind to everybody except Wolverine, .Mike-, Wolverine's twin but they decided to go away to MCDONALDS! A waiter spat onto their Toodlepip, she was extremely bored and got everyone to hug her because she was lonely. "Aww" said George who was a sad old GIT and once smelt the moldy bacon. Chilloutrich was smelly and wrinkly and was 'cool' apparently. Toodlepip is called Tasha hehe. Chilloutrich is called Richard, Rich, Richie or Tashie? Tommorow they have spamming lessons from spamming - tutut. At this moment of time Richard and Tasha are going out. Tasha loves to spam with rich because they're both in-love, or so they look. Xdworf fancies no-one except a-piece-of-pie which is cherry flavoured and flavoured sweetly, Dunce checks out the treehouse because he sees lots of monkeys swinging about eating chocolate out of socks while trying to fly the batmobile because there burger was over-cooked. Meanwhile, the fat butcher took out a knife and hacked a chicken. The nightmare before christmas I washed my feet in a bath of frickin blood it felt good soi fiarted. Uncle bobby shouted at me for hitting kittens with a G-STING. Lyk a rubber duck as a OMGWTH guy but he jumped out the window and he turned out to be gay. He got his pink thong and waved it to his sexual partner. Then, put it in his mouth and swallowed it so all the dye was poisoning him until it turned him into a dead old-biddie cheasy annoying gay habbo. Then, he put Will & Grace into a cauldron with BIG buns. Chaz- then decided to hit bielby2000 fror no apparent reason =) Suddenly Jesus was flying Because he was high and bielby2000 died, because chaz- smashed him over the head with a french baggeutte! Then a french man killed chaz by suffocating him with his beret. Chaz- then back from the grave. yes..chaz is now a zombie, that cannot be killed! bielby also joins hinm and chaz- gives Bielby 1k sharks on rs (little does he know there poisioned) then there was an EXPLOSION and everyone died including the zombies.The End except gazgul banged it and splatted poo all over Lost_Witness who started to eat it and smile just fooded. Then a ELLIS Died because Condas kissed Poo because No-one wanted to SUDDENLY God brought msn down because a snake Hacked onto Habbo! This Wii jumped Into-A-Tolate! Then Pooed outside Cause it touched a top hat, which farted when bob decided to call -:Undertaker:- for some help then a gay goat hit Many then RareIce jumped out of bed after Oil for vomiting ontop of a hard ******* and DJ-Ali screamed newb at every1 except Bob and God. However Bob thought about giving an Infraction to Smiddy1234 but someone said that Smiddy used steroids on his butt as he wanted his legs to look skinny and Big. Then someone ate fourtyonethousand second-hand toilet-rolls which were covered By sierk whilst an ape tried to destroy the world's monkey-supplies so I killed him and ate him then sold the corpse for money. A Mystic Tiger ate-my-finga-and-I-chased-him-till-he-died-cos-he-suffacated-cus-its-kl-like-that. But jerremy-is-2-kl-4-u unlike me who-is-very-stupid-and-extremely-annoying when he beginz 2 fart on your Neversoft while eating grass and mud with dog poo. Someone called Sausage Pie stupid. Meanwhile Demynx stole a willy off Azza as ELLIS felt himself up because no one would. Suddenly, a green monster dreamt that N!ckG was eating grass flavoured chocolate elephants that tasted like grass ^^. So mynameisoli straddled onto the boat where giant yellow spots were then fashionable.

[Nixt]

26-08-2006

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Six people were taken to hospital and 23 others treated for cuts and bruises following an accident on a ride at Alton Towers. It happened when the front carriages of the Runaway Mine Train became separated and rolled back into the rest of the ride at the Staffordshire theme park.
The ride, which was full with 46 passengers at the time, was immediately evacuated and was closed to the public.
Alton Towers and the Health and Safety Executive are investigating the crash.
Two women, aged in their 30s or 40s, were flown by air ambulance to North Staffordshire Hospital suffering possible whiplash, spinal or abdominal injuries of the sort seen in car crashes, a Staffordshire Ambulance spokesman said.
'Rickety rails'
A third woman was taken by land ambulance to the same hospital and a man is thought to have made his own way to a casualties centre in Leek.
Two other people were taken to Accident and Emergency later. It is believed all six would have left hospital on Thursday evening.
The ride is billed as "a speeding locomotive that's out of control"


The 23 others were treated at a medical centre at the theme park.
A spokeswoman for the theme park said: "The health and safety of our guests is our primary objective. The ride has been closed and will remain so whilst a thorough investigation is carried out."
The rollercoaster ride is one of the older attractions at the theme park.
Its description on the theme park's website invites customers to "rattle along the rickety rails and mine shafts, past trees and rivers, on a speeding locomotive that's out of control - and getting faster every second."
The spokeswoman said it was unclear how long the ride would be closed for. The rest of the theme park remains open.

[Bef]

List of possible slogans promoting National Condom Week
1. Cover your stump before you ****
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your ****
12. If you go into heat, package your meat
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your *****
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armor will never harm her
21. No glove, no love!

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