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[Adam$]

Micro Chips.

You will need:
-1 Box of Micro Chips
-1 Microwave
-Sight
-The Ability to read.

Step 1:
Grab a box of Micro Chips.

Step 2:
Read cooking instructions on rear.

Step 3:
Place Micro Chips in Microwave, still in box.

Step 4:
Set the timer on the microwave to the time suitable for the power you are using.

Step 5:
Start the timer.

Step 6:
When timer has finished, remove Micro Chips.

For extra effect, add a pinch of salt.

[IamNiall]

Cereal

Ingrediants

Cereal
Milk
Bowl
Spoon

Step 1-

Pour cereal into bowl

step 2-

Pour milk in bowl (OPTIONAL)

step 3- Take spoon and eat

[Jbz-Hotboy.]

Sorry I don't cook so I don't have any to share but if find out about any good ones I will post them on this thread

Thank You

[Adam$]

Sorry I don't cook so I don't have any to share but if find out about any good ones I will post them on this thread

Thank You

that was really rather un-nescessary.

Gin & Tonic.

You will need:
-Gin
-Tonic Water

Step 1.
Add Gin.

Step 2.
Add Tonic Water.

Step 3.
Mix accordingly.

Step 4.
Enjoy.

[-=-Me-=-Me-=-]

bagel and cheese:
you will need:
bagel,
Cheese

1. cook bagel in toaster
2. remove bagel from toaster
3. place cheese on bagel
4. eat

enjoy!

and another real one for apple tarts
YUM


Ingredients
1kg/2¼lb eating apples, peeled, cored and sliced
½ tsp cinnamon
good pinch mixed spice
1 packet puff pastry
lemon
1 egg
4 tbsp clear honey
30g/1oz melted butter
3 tbsp caster sugar


Method
1. Tip half the apples into a pan with the cinnamon and mixed spice, add a squeeze of lemon juice. Cook for 10-15 minutes on a medium heat until the apples are soft, stirring to make sure the apples do not stick to the pan (add a splash of water, cider or apple juice if necessary). Add sugar to taste if you think it is required.
2. Roll out the pastry to form a square and cut into quarters. Score a 1cm/½in frame around each piece and dock the centre in several places with the point of a sharp knife. Spread a spoonful of the purée into the centre of each square, taking care not to go over the edges of the frame as this will prevent the pastry rising properly. Top with the remaining apple slices.
3. Brush the frame with beaten egg and drizzle the apples with honey, butter and sugar.
4. Bake at 190C/375F/Gas 5 for 12-15 minutes until the tarts are crisp and caramelised.

[Technologic]

What you do is get a slice of bread, bacon and an egg.

1st you fry the bacon up to make it nice and crispy
2nd you pour cooking oil into a pan, put the bread in, put the bacon on top of the bread then break the egg over the bacon and bread. Then fry it all together, if the pan gets dry due to the bread sokaing up the ooil jsust add more .

Nicest thing ever lol, the egg soaks into the bread .

So you got fried bread eggs and bacon all mooshed together


Also works with sausages

[Viruz]

Water

Glass, Water.

Put water into glass and hey prestdo.

[-=-Me-=-Me-=-]

diet coke and brandy

need:
diet coke
brandy

1.add brandy to diet coke in glass
2.drink

[Misawa]

Diet Coke and brandy. Pfft. Take the brandy you fooool.

[-=-Me-=-Me-=-]

meh diet coke is good if you buy pants brandy
i like good brandy on its own even tho i 12 llol