one day I farted on santa at the mall then he poked my eye out right out of place. Frontslide then milked a goat for no reason and drank it with a side order of human hands and then mini-me joined the circus.
He broke his leg and started skateboarding with blood pouring from his bum. So he decided to eat a portion of mendonky who tasted good with baked beans.
He was bored so decorated his grandmothers skateboard with flurenenct colors.And she said whats up homeboy? And I Said whatup fool? wanna Share some love?
ciaran then came and broke wind 'twas a eggy like arnold schwarzenegger and then lava:. 's face melted him so Miss-t snogged donkey from shrek, because she wanted to have kids that are ugly like ciarans sister.
Ciarans sister said ima kick ur butt because you smell and i hate you, and you snog other girls who all love Mendonky. they are men so mendonky ran like a chicken to S.W England and ciaran said "Go away you .us hobbas there" and I said you get out of here you piglet licking donkey milker and get lost!(Which i didnt)(i did really).
Then i blew off, 'twas a-eggy.I followed thru shouted mendonky while laughing pooed himself t'was squdgy he then kissed miss t, in one wonderful way, unlike anyway of normality..
we then began to snog which lasted years but was sloppy. it was disgusting








Thats cool

