Make Me Laugh - Ends 11th March

[Max]

Habbo Name: .:N-Joy:.
Joke:
How to notice a blonde has used the computer:
There is correction liquid on the screen..

[Hustler_Kid]

Habbo Name: Dialax

Joke:

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

[totally_crazy]

Habbo Name: Sontina
JOKE: Two atoms are walking down a street. The first one suddenly goes: "Oh no, I've lost an electron!", and the second one replies: "Dude, are you positive?"

[iain]

habbo name: iain-11

JOKE REMOVED
Edited By MissAlice - Competitions Manager
THIS JOKE IS NOT APPROPRIATE AND IS CONSIDERED RUDE.

[iain]

habbo name: iain-11

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[jay.....]

Habbo Name: Jay.....

Joke:

Three man died and they all went to see if they'll go to hell or heaven. So the judge was waiting on a few saints so he asked them, How did they die? So the first man said: I went home one day and my wife was with another man so i pushed the man on a balcony until he was hanging on to the ledge so i stepped on his hands and he fell in the bushes and didnt die so i threw a fridge on him and he died.I got guilty and i shot myself. The second man said: I went to visit my friend and a mad man came pushed me out on the balcony stepped on my fingers and luckily i fell in a bush. and when i looked up i saw a fridge come out of the sky! And the 3rd man said: Well i was naked inside a refridgerator....

Haha this made me laugh for a while =P

Hehe got another one:

There was a boyfriend and girlfriend and the girlfriend asked the boyfriend: Am i pretty or ugly? so the boyfriend said: Both, pretty ugly :p

[/Rossco\]

habbo name: rossco2004
old classic :p joke :

There was an irishman, and englishman, and a scotsman,
and they all went on a tour where they came across a cow.
so the irish man tells them "thats an Irish cow",
and the english man replies, "thats definately and english cow,"
and the scotsman argues "nah, obviously a scottish cow...

...its got bag pipes under it" :p

[Justinegirl125]

Habbo Name: sailormoondude
Your Joke: Person 1:your funny Person 2 : so r u but looks aren't everything
AND / OR
ok a fat lady walks into a bar with a duck into her arm he bartender goes whered u get the pig the lady says its a duck and the bartenders says i was talking to the duck

[Puppiez]

Habbo Name: Puppy:girl

Joke:
3 men died and went to heaven where they met God. God told them that they had to not step on any living creatures for the next 3 years and if you did there will be a punishment and if u didn't there will be an reward. They said ok. The next day, person 1 steped on a snake and was forced to marry an ugly woman. The second person steped on a snail 2 years later and had to marry an ugly woman. The 3rd year, the 3rd person met God. God said well done. here is ur reward. and this beautiful woman came and said i am ur wife. and he was like WOW! why? he asked. the woman said because i stepped on an ant.

This means he's ugly btw..

[f@irz]

Habbo Name: F@irz
Joke: A guy called quazimodo has to go and ring the church bells every day at 10:00 because the vicor pays him to, one day he goes up to the bell tower. He falls over, his face hits the bell making it ring, losing his balance he falls out the tower and splat on the ground. Later on the vicor is told to identify him at the hospital. "So you know him" The Nurse Asks. "No but his face Rings A Bell ".