Quote Originally Posted by Eamonn View Post
Am I like the only person who hasn't measured their penis O.O
loads of other people seem to be like "8 inch here"

because everyone has the ability to exagerate. and the majority lie about their size. They might say they have a 10 inch schlong, but in actual fact its more of an acorn.

Having a small one is nothing to be ashamed of, its not what you have got, its how you use it that counts

I remember being in the pub one time, a group of guys were arguing over who had the biggest and smallest. not sure why though :S anyhoo, they end up rounding on one guy in the group, who then preceeded to whip his pants down and shout so that the entire pub could hear "yes ive got a small d*** but its a f*****g grafter!"

i really do have full respect for that guy to be honest, especially to do it in a packed pub aswell.


Moral of the story boys: don't lie about how big or small you are. sooner or later people will find out.