i smuck because u told me to
y is it always greener on the other side?

i smuck because u told me to
y is it always greener on the other side?
because we live on the dark side.
Why did Bob say 'Sorry' to Bill?
Because he stole his TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACTOR :S
What do Winnie the pooh and jack the ripper have in common/
Being mentioned in the same sentence.
Why did the old lady fall in a hole?
Because chips are yellow
Why do farmers have fields?
Because they want to.
Why did the old man fall in a hole?
Becasue, when he saw the old lady do it, he thought it was a game.
Why did one monkey follow the other monkey?
because they were connected by a magnet and therefore he had to.
y is the moon made of cheese?
So I could one day travel there and eat it.
Why is Liverpool the best footy club ever?
On three,
we're jumping from this ledge,
this build's tall,
I'm sure we'll wake up dead
But I still love her..
that is a very hard question as that statement is true,maybe because were the champions of europe for the 5th time and we rule soo much
why did we sell owen for a pityful 8million?
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