How many laws have you broken today?

[9y]

Speeding, doing 90 in my little car down to isabellas
Um I gave a jackass the finger on the motorway.
Aint downloaded. yet.
And erm thats about it, oh if its illigal to help someone with thier homework, just kill me now! x

[Blinger1]

People are going to break laws now just so they can post it on here lol.

Also, none today

it makes the size of our e-penises increase dramatically..

I think i drove without shoes on (is that illegal here??) :S

[VirtualG]

Hmm...
Swore in Public
Minor Assault, (got in punch-ups with my mates and losers at school all day, Im feeling it now...)
Something only over 18's should do...
Stole someone elses property (gave it back once I got busted)
Threatened Someone (I needed to know something that they wouldn't tell me)
Indicent Exposure (just jokin on that one)
Just added this edit now, I broke the law so I could ad another, Download music illegally and plagurised.
Ummm... Thats all I can think of atm... Ill edit this post If I think of any in the next 15 minutes, but thats all of em, but they are pretty minor. Just being a **** at school really.

[9y]

"Something only over 18's should do.." Depends where you live!!

Um nothing as of yet! Just woke up. thats an offence to many that are working hard lol

Probably end up downloading something throughout the day. Dont think il be going out so no speedy!

[9y]

Well the way the parents went on, I think iv just broken the law of not doing the dishwasher. they didnt seem too impressed when i said its not safe to sex the dishwasher.