The magic machine...

[fweggy]

you get Air Force One

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[RandomManJay]

You break tha machine

*Inserts coin in new machine*

[Janet Snakehole]

The machine says "Computer says no." Therefore you get nothing.

*Inserts Coin*

[John!]

You get a coin.

*Inserts Choco-coin*

[Andeeh]

u get melted chocolate

Inserts $5

[Naythi.]

You have recived a free tampax.

Please insert 5 shillings.

[John!]

You receive a wack on the head from a security guard who saw you hit the machine when you didn't get anything.

*Inserts PIN number*

your identity has been stolen.

*puts in fiddycent*

[Hollyish]

*gives you a very angry old man*



*puts in one million pounds*

[Blue]

*gives you herpes*

*inserts angry baboon"