[Guest] Sorry, I Can't - Ends 24th February

[Matt]

Recently we invited a family member in the UK to come out to stay with us in Australia. Now this family member is a bit of a nutcase and is just incredibly odd (same goes for a majority of my family actually) and within 30 seconds came up with all these excuses as to why it was virtually impossible for him to come to Australia for a holiday. His first reason was the spiders and then he mentioned his hate for the heat... (which, let's face it, most people in the UK would jump at the chance of heat would they not?!).

So for this competition I want you to come up with the craziest excuse you would use not to come to Australia but you have to pretend you hate it here. It can be something like the 40 degree days we get or something a bit more ... silly. The most unique one will win!

Prize: 1 Week VIP, 2 Raffle Tickets and 15 Rep

[Elegance]

New competition

[thms]

sorry i can't make it i'm going to be on the plane that goes missing soon x

[FlyingJesus]

Soz am allergic to being upside down

[Samantha]

Sorry I'm used to sleeping during the day and being awake at night, the time difference would see me actually be asleep and awake at normal times and we can't be having that!

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[Jah]

Sorry I think I wouldn't handle seeing a woman change a light bulb

[_spirit]

Sorry I can't becasuse a family member has died

[Inseriousity.]

I once got in a fight with a kangaroo and they want revenge.

[Neptupid]

I am sorry but I can't come, I have enrolled in Hogwarts and the boat does not go to that side of the world x

[Meanies]

Sorry I can't come to Australia, I have just been given the all clear from Chlamydia and don't want the Koalas to give me it again