Deep down I'm a bit of a lover for nerdy comedy. I have read so many philosophical, chemistry and physics related jokes and found them all simply hilarious. A few of my favourites have appeared on the TV show "Big Bang Theory", such as "A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge". One of the classic jokes would have to be "Oxygen and Potassium went on a date. It went OK".
For this competition, I'd like you to find me an atom (side) splitting chemistry or physics joke. The funniest shall win!
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Cheesy Chemistry Comedy - Ends 12th September
Last edited by MKR&*42; 03-09-2013 at 09:26 AM.
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07-09-2013, 12:22 AM #2
Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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07-09-2013, 04:38 PM #3
A neutron walked into a bar for a drink and asked the bartender, how much for the drink?
Bartender: For you, no charge.
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Heisenberg is going for a drive in his sports car when he's stopped by a police officer.
The policeman says "Excuse me sir, do you know how fast you were travelling?"
Heisenberg says: "No, but I know where I am!"
For those that don't understand: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncertainty_principle
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07-09-2013, 04:59 PM #5
This is more of a maths joke but anyway:
A bunch of functions are gathered at a party. The function ex is sitting all by himself in a corner of the room. Sin x walks up and asks, "Why don't you integrate?". ex replies despondently, "It won't make any difference."Bonjour, la noirceur, mon vieil ami
Je suis venu te reparler
Car une vision piétinante doucement
A laissé ses graines lorsque je dormais
Et la vision
Qui était plantée dans mon cerveau
Demeure toujours
Parmi le son du silence
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07-09-2013, 06:20 PM #6
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An atom walks into a bar. The barman says, sorry we don't serve "a part or particle considered to be an irreducible constituent of a specified system." Bazinga.
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The bartender says "We don't serve faster-than-light neutrinos in here"
A neutrino walks into a bar.Last edited by Drake.; 08-09-2013 at 03:01 AM.
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08-09-2013, 02:48 PM #8
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what do you do with a sick chemist?
if you can't helium or curium you are gonna have to barium very soon
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08-09-2013, 06:18 PM #9
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09-09-2013, 07:44 PM #10
not sure why i found this so funny
Q: Why can't you trust an atom?
A : They make everything up
LMAO
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