Candy Caption Phrase!

[lawrawrrr]

For this competition, I thought it'd be fun to bring back a classic!

Caption phrase (well, that's what it was called if memory serves me correctly) was a really popular competition run over many months and managers.

I thought I'd resurrect it with an easy one straight from our competition's namesake film...




Just write an amusing caption and you'll get 1 sweet (as long as its a serious entry!) - and the funniest or cleverest will bag an extra 10!

[FlyingJesus]

Hecktix was mortified to find that the end of his XXL condom had broken off mid-performance

[Samantha]

Why do you build me up, Buttercup baby, then you let me down and put it straight on my thighs!

[Mrs_Plant]

If only they knew what was in those sweets... i must find my trousers..



(i swear his thigh is showing in the corner lmao!)

[!:random!:!]

"oh, ****.... i pooped my pants, act cool! act cool!"

[thms]

"Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt, it's so big"




(does anyone else think the girl who says it in the video actually looks like his long lost daughter or something or is that just me)

[Brad]

"oh, please tell me your problems like I actually care.."

[lemons]

"Oh dear, only if Augustus really knew what he was drinking from the 'chocolate' river..."

[Shocking]

"So you're telling me that a world not made out of candy exists? Please, go on with your fantasy..."

[Chipmunks]

''Oh girrrrrrrl please, that outfit is so ten year's ago.''