You can make a sentence by using all of this information:
Post your random sentences below:
Birth Month:
Jan - I hate...
Feb - I went to a nudist beach with...
Mar - I need...
Apr - I shot...
May - I smoked cigarettes with...
Jun - I killed...
Jul - I peed on...
Aug - I had fun with...
Sept - I got married with...
Oct - I stabbed...
Nov - I danced with...
Dec - I took a crap on...
Birth Date:
1 - A monkey
2 - A dirty girl
3 - A vacuum cleaner
4 - your mum/mom
5 - Barney the Dinosaur
6 - A dog
7 - Santa
8 - A travesty
9 - A porn star (omg poor Benedict from BB)
10 - A tissue
11 - A bowl of cereal (particularly Shreddies lol)
12 - An elderly person
13 - A dancer
14 - A horse
15 - An old man
16 - A drug dealer
17 - A clown
18 - your grandma/grandmother
19 - A teddy bear
20 - Michael Jackson
21 - A drunk Mexican
22 - An egg
23 - A piece of poop
24 - A robot
25 - A foreigner
26 - A puppet
27 - Barack Obama
28 - David Cameron
29 - Madonna
30 - A cookie jar
31 - A large guy
T-Shirt Colour:
White - Because I wanted to
Black - Because I'm sexy
Pink - Because my friends told me to do it
Red - Because I was bored
Blue - Because I hate my life
Yellow - Because I'm a creep
Grey/Gray - Because I suck
Green - Because I smoked a cigarette
Orange - Because I'm not pretty
Brown - Because I'm annoying
Squares - Because I loved it
No T-Shirt - Because I have perfect abs
Other - Because I got lonely/ Because I am single.
If you find any of this info embarrassing, crude or offensive please do not post. However, this is only for fun. I did have to change a few because they were too rude. Here's the original if you'd like to do the original.
*Removed*
That one in the middle says a fat guy ^
Mine is...
I took a crap on a dog because I got lonely/because I am single.
Edited by Jordan ( Forum Super Moderator): Please do not post inappropriately
---------- Post added 01-07-2012 at 12:01 PM ----------
Yup I understand why you removed that thats exactly why I changed it! :L
Thread moved here by Bolt660 (Forum Super Moderator): From 'Discuss Anything' as its more suited here.