Habboxforum Street Episode 6: The ep that I couldn't be bothered with and is crap.

[Jordan3]

Episode Six

THE LAST EPISODE CAN BE VIEWED HERE: http://www.habboxforum.com/showthread.php?t=163709

Intro: Things are really shaping up in the street. Tanya is a robbing baby-dropper, but has Sam changed her? Jordan managed to escape from evil PC Matt, but got hit by a rogue Ford Fiesta. Emma admitted her love for Lee, and Tommo owned Cassie’s butt at milk drinking. The street also has a brand new blue and stripy street sign. Wow.

Chapter One:

Jordan lie in his hospital bed, his left leg broken following the car incident from the previous day. This was the least of his worries though. A policeman had held him hostage and threatened to kill him. Unless Jordan was high, that had just happened.

“Hello Mr. Trampzor, would you like some breakfast?” asked Nurse Ifixlegs.

“Yes Nurse, can I have some Marmalade please,” replied Jordan

“Anything else?” questioned the Nurse.

“And an Um Bongo,” said Jordan.

Chapter Two:

The door knocked on Tanya’s door.

Tanya crawled out of bed and answered the door.

“Oi, where’s that scumbag Sam?” barked Karl.

“What the hell are you doing you idiot?” shouted Tanya back.

“That Sam, did he put it in you?” asked Karl.

“Maybe, what business of yours is it?” Tanya replied

“Don’t sleep with him! He has AIDS. He contracted them from an immigrant who traveled back in time.”

“Go away you fool.” Tanya screamed, slamming the door.

“Hey babe,” Sam said.

“Hey… holy shiznit.” Tanya was interrupted by the gun now aimed between her eyes.

“Don’t move a muscle!” shouted Sam.

Tanya scratched her thigh.

“Boys, in here!” shouted Sam.

“I’m Adam,” said a voice.

“I’m special!” cried another.

In burst Adam and Chaz, Sam’s right hand mans.

“Boys, grab ze loot!” Sam cried in a poor Italian accent.

Within half an hour everything was gone, and all that was left in Tanya’s house was her, and the few clothes she was wearing. Sam and his 1337 cr00 had stolen everything. Her pron collection, her jewellery, and her Barbie Nutcracker DVD Special Edition.

Chapter Three

Benji walked into the Halfway Habbox pub.

“Oi you wee scummer, you’re banned matey boy!” Helen screamed at him.

“Nar blud, I’m allowed init? Me and Craig are safe now.” Benji replied.

“Izzit? Phat.” Said Helen.

Tommo appeared in the doorway to the bar area.

“TOM. WHERE IN ROBERT MUGABE’S NAME HAVE YOU BEEN?” barked Benji.

“Err, there’s something I need to tell you.”

“Yes, what’s happened?!”

“Well… me and Cassie. We had… a milk drinking contest.”

“Oh you schlag!”

Benji walked up to the bar and slapped Tommo, before walking off huffing.

Chapter Four

Adam walked down the street, Clarissa linking arms with him.

“Claz babez, summit I gotta tell ya luv.” Adam declared.

“Fire away MC Adam.” Replied Clarissa.

“I ran over sum homie init,” Adam replied, now close to tears.

Chapter Five

Cassie walked into the hairdressers.

“Hey, I booked an appointment?” Cassie said to the receptionist.

“Oh, Cassie, four pm appointment, step right up.” The receptionist replied.

The hairdresser was different to Cassie’s usual. She was a he? Or was he? She was? What could she be? He could be a she? But how?

It was a disaster. Cassie emerged from the hairdressers screaming. Girls, how would you like a rainbow coloured Mohawk when you asked to get your fringe cut?


So, Cassie got p-wned at the hairdressers.
But was he a she?
And what was his name?
There have now been four crimes commited:
Theft, attempted murder, hostage taking and theft [again].
Tanya has AIDS. Isn’t that funny?
Why was this episode so dismal? I do not know.
[the author couldn’t be bothered to write anything good.]
No we won’t end up like Eastenders.
I hope..
No, really, I hope we don’t.

[SHEEPY]

I hope to be in the next ones, as a real hard ass.

[ilovejordan]

ROFLMAO thats ace :]

[Adam$]

Lmao, I ran over someone. =)

Nice episode, as always.

[Jordan3]

Tbh I didn't like this one.

[ilovejordan]

I did :] apart from the haircut part lmao that was cruel

[issaa.]

ahah, good as always :p

[Jordan3]

I did :] apart from the haircut part lmao that was cruel

Hey, it'll be worth it in the long run.

[RedStratocas]

Hahaha! I put my favorite line in my sig

[MsTanya]

Sam you gave me aid's ]'':