The Ashes Tour, 2009.

[StefanWolves]

whoop de do, england won one T20 game !!!!!!!!!!!!! CALL IN THE MEDIA QUICK HOLY CRAP.

do you realize how silly you look sayin that

ahh the ashes are ours, lovely.

night ladies xx

[Blinger1]

Dont sleep too long, you must get ready for your parade:

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and the person on the left looks like a british person too!

[Tintinnabulate]

England dont stand a chance of winning the ODI's. England arent great are forming partnerships who can get alot of runs very quickly, apart from Collingwood.

This is why they have no money for a parade this year ...

England Team Meeting before the Ashes: Hello team and Flintoff, oh and Broad, we haven't won a series in ages. How can we win this?
Collingwood: We could get rid of our crap players and actually try and be good? And not be cocky ...
A different player: OR we could pay the Australian ex-coach to tell us their secrets
Team: That's an excellent idea! That's probably our best chance, by paying to get their secrets.
Management: We have £xxx,xxx money. If we pay him all of that we wont have any money left to drink non stop and have a parade and coming in to the ODIs drunk!
Flintoff: I cant go into the match drunk? Man that sucks.

[Browney]

Since 2005, Flintoff has had 2 more sons born and he is 4 years older, hes now a 31 year old man, not a mid 20's lad. He's said himself, hes older, and supposedly wiser.

[Tintinnabulate]

People like Flintoff never change.

[StefanWolves]

People like Flintoff never change.

lol people like you never change with your persistent negative comments.

and mods, are you gonna change it to the Ashes tour or whattt?

[Catzsy]

England dont stand a chance of winning the ODI's. England arent great are forming partnerships who can get alot of runs very quickly, apart from Collingwood.

This is why they have no money for a parade this year ...

England Team Meeting before the Ashes: Hello team and Flintoff, oh and Broad, we haven't won a series in ages. How can we win this?
Collingwood: We could get rid of our crap players and actually try and be good? And not be cocky ...
A different player: OR we could pay the Australian ex-coach to tell us their secrets
Team: That's an excellent idea! That's probably our best chance, by paying to get their secrets.
Management: We have £xxx,xxx money. If we pay him all of that we wont have any money left to drink non stop and have a parade and coming in to the ODIs drunk!
Flintoff: I cant go into the match drunk? Man that sucks.

Nice bit of romanticised regurgitated fiction again, I see.
Good luck to both teams with the one day matches. I am not going to bet against the Aussie here. They will be fired up after the Ashes defeat.

[Immenseman]

we are the championssssssss (8)

[Tintinnabulate]

we are the championssssssss (8)

Winning a series doesn't make you champions

[StefanWolves]

It does cause were the champions of the ashes. dur.