Clue-doh - Ends 17th May

[Inseriousity.]

Some criminals commit a crime thinking it's the perfect crime and that they'll never get caught only to find themselves in a hilarious situation where they mess up big time. For this competition, write a story about a criminal getting caught. It has to be a funny reason why they mess up and get caught though! The funniest reason will win! Good luck!

Prize: 1 month VIP + 10 rep

[Conservative,]

That sums up my one.

[BamitZEm!]

The criminal robs a bank in the country and makes a run for it. He runs into a bull farm. After a while bulls start chasing him & police too. The criminal slips over bull poo & the bulls then surrounded him poking the criminal with their horns. For punishment the criminal has to clear up the farm.

[coolfish30]

This video shows a man trying to steal clothes from a clothes recycling bin, he got a bit stuck on the way!

[Pigperson]

A man has been suspected to have murdered 3 people but he has disappeared abroad but the police do not know which country as he escaped on a jet boat with a briefcase full of cash taken from these 3 people. Meanwhile there are new policemen on a training day in France and they are in the lecture room. At this point the man hands out a document of an example of a wanted criminal. The policemen then go to the beach for time off. When they arrive at the beach, they feel like having an ice cream to cool down. They go to the ice cream store and it is huge with ice cream everywhere and it's an extraordinary store. When the policemen are there, they see the man and a guy realizes, his name was Mike. Mike then grabbed his ice cream, aimed, threw his double scoop ice cream at the wanted criminal and his eyes were splatted with the chocolate ice cream scoops. He looked like a panda. The man couldn't see and he tried to run away but ended up running into the ice cream counter and all the ice cream fell on him and he got covered in multicoloured gloop. To add to that, he scared away a poor little girl who ran off crying :[ The policemen then arrested him.

Will

[Paige.]

a young boy is walking down the street with his mates and they spot an old woman walking across the street and his friends dare him to mug her so he runs over to her and tries to grab her handbag, and she's putting up a fight and he eventually grabs it and starts running but the old lady shouts out his name and he turns around in shock online to see that it's his grandma.

[JerseySafety]

That sums up my one.

OMG LOL. I've never seen that BAHAHA.


This was a car commercial but I found it interesting LOL

[:Usher:TheHabbo]

Once upon a time their was a bank robber named Phil. Phil was really homeless. One day he dressed up as a robber. He robs a billionare's wallet. Then all he see's is $1 meanwhile a little girl was playing with a rubber ducky and when she was splashing water, the ducky flew out the window and landed on the street! As Phil wasn't looking he trips over the duckie and lands into garbage where somebody had thrown away a crocodile (which is weird) so the crocodile chased Phil and torn off his pants then Phil ran away and landed in to the police car. So Phil was in jail and nicknamed The Snatcher and the girl was a hero and nicknamed The Squeaky Sarah. The End

[:.JessLiu.:]

The guy who egged nearly egged. Justin Bieber. Seriously who goes on Facebook after nearly egging him and posts it up. It's like the equivalent of posting up "At a bank now these security guards are so noob I just punched them and they're unconscious." or "Hahahaha Walking away with $100000000 after robbing the bank."

[Delimed]

A criminal robs the bank, Tries to make a stealthy escape but fails.