Mock the Habbox - Ends 30th April

[Inseriousity.]

If you've ever watched Mock the Week (doesn't seem to be as popular as it was when Frankie Boyle was there but let's not get into that), you'll know that at the end there's a 'scenes we'd like to see' round. Sadly, that title is far too long for my competition but that's what we're going to go with here. For this competition, post the funniest answer for the following scenario:

Things Habbox General Management would never say.

The funniest answer will win! Good luck!

Prize: 5 credits + 15 rep
Click here for more information about prizes

[Drake.]

We have decided to play good music on HabboxLive.

[Kardan]

We are proud to announce the imminent release of Version 7 of Habbox.com!

[MKR&*42]

Our big Summer/Winter event has been organised on time!

[Evanora]

Evanora has been hired as Habbox General Manager!

[Honor-Branch]

my milkshake bring all the boys to the yard and they're like, it's better than yours

[KingEvan]

We are the worst fansite in history!

[TheJokerEffect]

We are going to give every Habbox Staff 1000c on Habbo.

[Jbate94]

Habbox is the most rudest and untrustworthy fan site habbo can ever have, they promised us 1000c and we haven't received it, all the managers stink! THANK GOD that Habbox has and is no longer a habbo fan site!

[LiquidLuck.]

Laura would never say: ''Wow Matt, it's so big!''

Hahahahahaha sorry matt ly x @lawrawrrr; @xxMATTGxx;