Weirdest Thing Your Teacher Has Ever Said?

[.:TaylorSwift:]

What is the most random/strange/TMI your teacher has said?
Here are mine:
Spanish: "Clase I was a Chola when I was younger and had the sharpie eyebrows and everything.
Science: "You guys will need to correct you own papers since I ran out of alcohol last night."
STEM: " I dropped out of medical school due to them making me want to do surgeries with children and they usually died, I hate telling parents their children died."
History: " All the **** they taught you when you were little were LIES. Please tell your future kids this."
History: " None of you should vote when you are 18. Wait until your 25, because if you are failing my class now then we are screwed."
History: "My generation screwed their children future. You guys are our only hope for a better government in the US.

[Elegance]

my science teacher in year 7 told us he cooked his wife's placenta and made a curry out of it

[Hannah]

I still contact my old lit tutor from college and he was asking how I was, I had said it was hot (it was summer at that point) and he turned around and said 'You're always hot Hannah! xo'

then sent 'Sorry that was cheeky xo'

awksss